I can do this! Somehow I know it!
I'll get the major behind my plans!
"Lorelai, hold on..." Stone sighed.
There's just no way that I could blow it
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!
"It's just a meeting" Stone tried to tell her.
To change their mind
And touch their hearts
Or...whatever lootbags have!
"This could be bad..." Stone facepalmed.
Cheer up Stone! This could be swell!
Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Ram!
"Okay, but just don't...sing to them..." Stone warned before seeing everyone look out the windows and open doorway.
"That bitch is halfway down the street!" Ditch smirked.
"Is she...?"
"Oh, she's dancing!" Xander smiled widely.
"Ugh, no..." he grumbled.
The scene cuts to Lorelai making her way down the street, oblivious to how bad everything is as she continued to sing her song.
There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air
Every street so revealing it's hard to not stare
It's a realm so appealing, it beats anywhere
If you don't mind the smell...
She accidentally stepped on a pile of trash as it's awful smelling perfume filled her nostrils. She slowly stepped away from it and continued on.
It's a happy day in Ram!
As she continued, she waved to a older-looking guy reading a old newspaper.
"Hi, mister!" She smiled.
"Go fuck yourself!" He growled back.
As she continued along, a scrap nearby a flaming trashcan joined her.
There's a endless trash fire that's burning my soul.
"Hello!" She greeted.
And a ton of barbed wire that's crushing my goal!
"Ah, excuse me!" Lorelai said as she moved past a few people.
Doing what is required, we all got our role.
I'm not doing well!
Another shitty day in Ram!
Lorelai then climbed up on a pile of boxes as she faced the direction of her fellow scraps.
If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
That any scrap can change!
From the roof of the Scrap house, Stone joins in, as if he was calling out to his girlfriend.
Those people's minds are hard to change.
Then they will know everyone can be redeemed
From the mean to the strange!
They're bloodthirsty and deranged!
I can hear all their stories
The lost and displaced
And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
But if I open the door and I give them a place
At my scrap house!
It'll be a happy day in Ram!
As a truck comes by, she hitched a ride on the back so she could get around town faster.
From the poor studio
Where most people go
To live their life like a bukkake show!
*I didn't know how to do this part*
To carnival town where they don't wear a frown 'cause
She accidentally got shot in the eye with some paint as the performers got ready for their next act.
"Holy shit! That burns! WHY?!" She asked as she cleaned her eye.
And I don't give a crow that some pain got in my eye!
Cause I know that I can spare them
From Victoria's genocide!
I can do this, I just know it!
(There's a endless trash fire that's burning my soul.)
I'll get the major behind my plans!
There's just no way that I could blow it!
(There's a ton of barbed wire that's crushing my goal.)
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!
To change their minds-
And buy my parts!
A creepy, random guy offered to sell her parts that belonged to a car, which creeped her the fuck out.
"Uh...no thank you. I'm just gonna-" she backed away from him as she started singing again.
Fulfill my destiny!
"Your loss, bitch!" The guy scoffed, causing her to flip him off.
I can already tell!
Today is gonna be a fucking happy day in Ram!
As she finished, she arrived outside the major's office building which was huge. Lorelai took a deep breath before she fixed her appearance and went inside.
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Ramshackle's Angel
Fanfictiongrowing up on the streets is hard. but growing up on the streets alone in Ramshackle is much worse. But a young lady by the name of Lorelei plans on making it better by opening "The Scrap House" join her and her new friends as they go on crazy adve...
