I love you. More then the brimstone loves the fire. More then Beelze loves her bub. More then a maggot loves gangrenous stubs.
Everyone in the club looked at him in curiosity, Stone looking at him questionably, and Lorelai and Lizzy looking touched by his song. In their seat, Rizz looked at their companion with a smug grin.
You make my spirit sing. Yeah, you make me glad I live in hell. Our love is a story sweet to tell. Yeah you cast a special satanic spell over my heart! Love is a journey we decided to start! Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart. I love you! (Multiple times)
As he sang "I love you" he suddenly got drowned out by Rizz and their companion, who mock him and laugh.
You singing love songs in my lustful lounge?
Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds
Rizz ripped the guitar away from Zane.
What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?
You're demon host, Asmodeus: the embodiment of luuuuust!
Give me a thrust.
Rizz pretends to play the trumpet as Zane started to sweat.
You show me some lust. From the groin to the bust, in desire we trust, in the house of asmodeus.
"Trumpet! Ha!" Rizz said with a laugh.
Little sin, you came here to sing your serenade. Perform your feelings on a velvety stage. Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts.
Only little bitches play the strings of their hearts!
You wanna hang around this lustful town? Ditch the lovey-dovey before we know you around. Here we sing about wants and desires.
Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!
So give me a thrust. Show me some lust. From the groin to the bust, little sin, you just must. In the house of asmodeus. Come on, sing us a sooooong!
Asmodeus starts dancing on a pole as Rizz threw money at him.
Make sure the subject is getting it on. Make it graphic and tactical long.
Make sure to rhyme thong and schlong.
Go ahead, the mic's on.
Zane gulped before nervously strumming the guitar strings.
I want too...make gentle love to you
Ugh! What a limp-dick sin, you're really killing the vibe. Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride.
The audience started to make fun of him as Rizz pointed. Stone, not liking how they were treating his friends, stood up.
"Hey now! I known those two for a long time!"
"What?! Stone?!?" Zane asked, turning to him in surprise.
"And honestly, they make marriage look, relatively exciting"
Who is that? So you're showing your face? Hey, everybody! This guy must be a total disgrace!
A spotlight landed on him as Lorelai groweled.
Some nerve you got to comment on a relationship. Hey I can bet you're love life is a pile of shit!
Rizz then shoved Stone against the stage and approached him. Lorelai immediately stood up in worry, catching Asmodeus's eye.
Who's that at his table? Is his date a demon princess? Lorelai, is that you?
Are you sleeping with a sin?!
Woo! My dark lady, how the mighty do fall. You use to have a smoking mother, a career, you had it all!
Illusions of Roo and a microphone appeared in a flash of blue flame before disappearing, leaving Stone in front of her.
I hope you didn't give it up, so you and him could get it on.
Lorelai hid her face in her hands out of pure embarrassment as Stone covered his face with a menu. Lizzy gasped as she glared at the embodiment of lust.
You sold your life for a thrust! Now that's the spirit of lust! Grab your groin or a bust, you better get your head mussed, pretend you don't see that crust, hump till your junk turns to dust.
IN THE HOUSE OF ASMODE-
Lizzy then interrupted by knocking Rizz out with Zane's guitar.
"Hey!"
"I think you were trying to sing something for me, Zane" she said, handing the guitar back to him.
"Yeah, I was" he replied before he started strumming the strings on the guitar again.
I love us. I love us just the way we are. Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't.
A demon who was lounging backstage yawned before accidentally pulling a lever, lifting Lizzy and Zane up.
I always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes. I'll never take you for granted. I'll always give you my best and if you can offer the same thing, we'll handle the rest. 'Cause I love you.
Asmodeus and Rizz share a cuddle as Johnny Vero drank a bottle of booze.
'Cause I love you.
They both lean in for a passionate kiss as the audience applauded and cheered. Lorelai sighed before Stone gently grabbed her hands and gave her a soft smile before he kissed her. Zane and Lizzy pulled away from their kiss only to see Asmodeus and an unimpressed Rizz watching them.
"Aw...ain't that just such a happy display? It sickens me!-"
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