Ramshackle's Angel

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After getting ready for the battle, Stone stood in front of Xander inside of the Scrap house as he angerly tapped his foot.

"So...got anything you want to say?" He asked the emo.

"....sorry I fucked your sister?"

Xander's eye twitched before he kicked Stone's shin, causing him to fall over.

In his mind, he was cursing in pain, but on the outside, he stayed stoic.

"Look, if it makes you feel any better, she told me that she can't get pregnant with humans" he said before he slowly stood back up.

"I know you must be filled to the rim with rage Xander. But I just want you to know that no matter the punishment you give me, I'll face it head on like a man" he added, making Xander calm down just a little bit.

He then stormed out, slamming the door behind him. After a moment, Stone walked out, Lorelai immediately walking over to him. She wrapped her arms around his neck as she hugged him.

"Are you okay? He didn't hurt you, did he?" She asked, looking him over.

"I'm fine, Love. But I'm out of the woods yet" he replied before he gently kissed her forehead.

She nodded before seeing a portal open nearby.

"It's starting."

Soon, everyone gathered around the entrance of the sugar mill. Lorelai was wearing a red torn suit and skirt that Maroon gave her with one long on short, fingerless gloves, ripped light gray leggings, and black knee-high boots with red 'X's on the front. On her neck was a simple black choker. She held her dagger tightly as she looked around. Stone stood next to her, wearing the same suit he did when they went to the baby pageant and held a bottle of rum, ready to be lit. She then looked at Skipp and Vinnie were in their usual attire but Skipp held onto a shield as Vinnie had her own dagger. Xander was also wearing a suit and held a tommy gun. From where they stood, they could see the demonic army getting closer to the portal.

"Here they come" Lorelai said, a hit of worry in her voice.

"Get ready, everyone! Remember, we fight together!" Stone added.

Everyone cheered as the army finally came through the portal.

"NOW!!!" Stone yelled.

With a battle cry that could be hear all over town, the band of misfits charged as the demons poured out of the portal and charged at them.

"Let's FUCK THEM UP!!!" Lorelai yelled.

Victoria Valentine smirked as she saw them.

"Let the slaughter begin" she laughed as Devil dust raised his gun and runs to join the battle.

Meanwhile, Lorelai and Xander tag team up.

"Come and get some!" He yelled as he shot the demons with his tommy gun.

Lorelai then hopped into his hands and he launched her up in the air. When in the air, she thew two Molotov cocktails, blowing up a group of demons.

"Eat rum, fuckers!" She cheered.

Suddenly, Franzwick who was standing nearby a pair of old-fashioned cannons with Spazz and Joey, called out-

"ALL CANNONBALL FIRE AT WILL!"

Tre ran past as he shot his pistol.

"Hey, yelling while fighting doesn't help!" He told them as Nim ran around stabbing every demon he could see, even the dead ones.

Then, Lorelai and Stone stood back to back as he now held a spear.

"It's actually working!" She cheered as he threw the spear at a demon.

"Trying to focus, Love" he told her.

"We might actually have a chance!" She sighed.

"Love the optimism. But I'm still trying to focus" he replied as he patted her back.

Meanwhile, Ditch stood next to Victoria, clearly having enough of not being left out of the battle.

"I'm fucking over this!" He said as he drawed back before he ran straight on to the battle.

Before he got to it, he pulled out his dagger which was glowing red and slammed it into the ground. A sonic boom erupted from where he was, knocking everyone back.

"Fuck!" Beatrice cursed.

"Oh-no!" Lorelai said, having forgotten about Ditch.

As the dust settles, he saw Xander standing there, waiting for him. He growled before he stepped closer to meet him.

"Ditch! first ganster next to die" Xander said with a laugh.

Ditch blinked.

"Who the fuck are you?"

"Xander. Pleasure to meet you. I'm about to end your fucking life" he told him, slamming his hands on the ground as six shadow-like tentacles came out and rised around him.

"Nice trick. Don't you know magic is for BABIES!" Ditch replied sarcastically before he charged at the incubus.

Xander stayed in place as the tentacles lashed out at the human. With his blade, he slashed them before gearing up to attack Xander himself. But as he went to land a hit on him, Xander only smoothly moved out of the way before sending more tentacles towards him. This caused Ditch to laugh.

"You really think you can take me on? No random demon can take me on, edge-lord!"

"You should know that a soul can accomplish when they take charge of their own fate" Xander smirked as his shadow loomed behind the gangster. And from his shadow, tiny monsters come out and hits him.

"Ha! You think your some tough guy?"

"Tougher then you!"

Ditch growled before he started randomly swinging at him, only to be easily dodged.

"You lack discipline, control, and worst..." he started as he turn into his demon self as more of his little monsters.

YOU'RE SLOPPY!

The little monsters then started attacking him, causing him to nearly fall over. Ditch spat out curses before Xander grabbed him and- *I have to use it once* Yeeted him into a rock. Xander laughed as Ditch slowly got to his feet and spit out a glob of blood.

"I'm going to wipe that shit-eating grin off your face, CAUSE MAGIC IS FUCKING DEAD!!!" Ditch yelled as his blade turned into a sword and he swung it.

It sent a shockwave and it knocks him back into his human form.

"What just happened?" He asked before he noticed that he wasn't in his demon form.

"Fffuck!"

While Xander was distracted, Ditch managed to get a hit on him, slashing across the chest and torso. This sent him flying back and made him hit the wall of the sugar mill.

Xander gasped him pain as he held his chest, his eyes going in and out of his demon form.

"I have to disagree with you there. Magic isn't dead, but it is ending this encounter" Xander said in a sing-song tone before his shadow grabs his arm and he dissapered by melting into it.

Ditch watched with a smile on his face as he leaned on his sword.

"Bye, bitch!" He laughed.