Ramshackle's Angel

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As Lorelai sat outside on the steps, she huffed.

"So stupid. I shouldn't have come" she told herself before Xander came out.

"Hey, are you doing alright?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. I just wanna go home" she told him, smiling a little bit.

He nodded. But as he was about to open a portal, a demon spotted them and immediately recognized Xander.

"He-hey! Is that Zander I see?" He asked, walking up to them.

"It's "Xander" with an 'X'" the older incubus corrected.

"Asshole" Lorelai breathed out.

"Sorry bro! But I knew I recognized you! Fuck, where have you been? You here to party?" The guy asked.

"N-no. Just 'bout to help my sister get home" Xander told him as Lorelai stood up.

"Aw man! The party was just getting started. Come in" the guy said.

Just then, Stone came outside and hugged Lorelai from behind. With just this one simple act, Lorelai felt much better.

"Well...we could stay a little longer" she said, with a tiny smile.

Xander immediately turned to her, surprised by her sudden mood change.

"What? These people seem to know you and I honestly want to give this another shot" she told him.

Xander sighed before he gave her a little smile.

"Okay then."

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The scene cuts to Lorelai drinking from a keg as everyone at the party was chanting her name. As she finished, she jumped off of it. She cheered as some hellhounds howled for her.

"Ha! That was nothing! Give me a real challenge!" She dared, sounding a little drunk.

Candy, who heard this, appeared with a red sucker in her hand.

"Oh Yeah? If you're like that, I have a challenge for ya" she said before Beelzebub made two yellow kegs apper in front of them.

"Alright! Let's do this!" Lorelai said, bouncing on her heels.

"This is from my personal stash. The hardest shit there is" Beelzebub told them.

"Oh, I was born ready for this" Candy said.

"Bring it, bitch! I'll drink you under the fucking table!" Lorelai taunted.

Beelzebub used her powers to hold the kegs up and got the nozzles ready.

"All right, but here hasn't been anyone who has beat me at my own game. So you better bring the fire" Candy told her as she finished her sucker.

"Aw, the widdle candy demon is scared" Lorelai said.

Candy's eyes turned red as she growled.

"Oh, you are so going down!"

Beelzebub waited for a second before signaling them to start. Immediately, the counterparts started drinking.

"Come on, Lorelai!" Vinnie cheered.

"Fuck her up, love!" Stone yelled, trying to encourage her.

"You can do it!" Skipp yelled.

Suddenly, Lorelai ripped the top of the keg off and started chugging the whole thing, surprising Candy. As she finished, she stood on top of the keg triumphantly.

"Ha! Who's the queen now!?!" She cheered.

"Yeah! That's my sister!" Xander cheered.

Suddenly, Beelzebub hugged the cambion.

"I can't believe it! That was magical! Seriously impressive! I tip my crown to you" she said before bowing to her.

"Respect" Pebble said as Candy smirked and nodded.

Everyone cheered as Lorelai passed out for a moment but woke up again as the crowds carried her away. Seeing this, Candy and Pebble looked at each other with concern.