As the meeting went on, Lorelai sat on the opposite side of the desk, looking bored as she propped herself up by her elbows while he went on and on about himself and his sex life.
"I know, I fucking rock" he concluded after what felt like hours.
Lorelai, who quickly brushed off the awkwardness from the young major and goes to her subject at hand.
"Mr. Major. You seem like a smart, stand up guy."
"Uh-huh. You're words, sweetheart."
"Who would really love putting his name on something" she added.
"Of course! I'm sure anything coming from those pretty lips are worth listening to" he flirted, making her cringe.
It's the solution to Ramshackle's biggest problem!" She told him, getting excited.
"Oh, Herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch" the major sighed.
"No! Our...other biggest problem" Lorelai corrected, getting slightly annoyed.
"Oh!...uh...ugly people? Math? Pest control?" He guessed, trying to remember.
Lorelai looked at him with a deadpanned annoyance at how ignorant he was being.
"Umm..."
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Ramshackle's Angel
Fanfictiongrowing up on the streets is hard. but growing up on the streets alone in Ramshackle is much worse. But a young lady by the name of Lorelei plans on making it better by opening "The Scrap House" join her and her new friends as they go on crazy adve...
