Inside the I.M.P meeting room, the employees and the boss were having a discussion about the state of the company. It had been two weeks since Skoll joined and so far, things were going smoothly. His schedule wasn't too packed, so he was able to go around and look for Hati in the evening and during the weekend. So far, in the last seven years and with his master's help, the Hellhound confirmed Hati wasn't in any pound or adoption center in the first four rings of Hell. Those being Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, and Greed. Ramiel had gotten busy with wedding planning alongside Charlie, and Skoll didn't want to bother them. So, Vaggie, the former Exorcist helped out whenever the other Fallen Angel and the Princess of Hell were busy. Right now, Skoll was waiting for the day to be over so he could begin searching the Lust Ring for any leads on his sister.
Blitzo stood at the front of the meeting room and addressed his employees. "Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... Moxxie." said Imp gained a disbelieving look. "Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?"
Millie stuck her hand up and her eyes sparkled. "What about a car wash?"
"This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?"
"I don't know. It would be nice to see my bike have a nice deep cleaning. Blood tends to get stuck in between the wheels."
"Why is blood stuck on your bike?" Moxxie asked.
"You don't want to know."
"Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?" the boss suggested.
Moxxie rolled his eyes and scoffed. "We can't afford a billboard, sir."
"I could give you the money for it." Skoll offered, causing everyone to look at him. "What? My mom is the Princess of Hell."
"See, Moxxie? Why can't you be as supportive as Skoll!?" Blitzo criticized. "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?"
Blitzo turned on a TV that showed the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the Earth as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacked a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man strapped to a chair, Loona swung a man back and forth in her mouth, Skoll lit a man on fire as he ran away, and Millie decapitated someone with a harpoon and laughs. Everyone watched the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitzo eating popcorn.
The tall Imp sighed in content, "Ahh, those were good times."
"I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches"
"That's what you took my money for!?" the white and red Hellhound shouted. "You told me you were paying for your brother's funeral." he spoke in a betrayed voice.
"Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's 'obnoxious' about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!"
"People love musicals, Sir." Millie beamed at him.
"The sound of music was quite a good musical, and a better love story." Skoll agreed, causing everyone to glance at him. "O–Or so I heard."
"Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. *does jazz hands* Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?"
"Sir–"
"Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside."
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Helluva Boss: Sunshine and Moonlight
Hayran KurguSkoll Sunchaser has left his master and his home at the Hazbin Hotel. Now he's out by himself, trying to find his baby sister, Hati. To support himself, the Hellhound finds a day job at I.M.P, a company that gets paid to travel to Earth and kill hum...