S1.EP3 The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

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Sheldon and Leonard's apartment. Sheldon, Leonard, Howard and Raj are using laptops. All are wearing microphone headsets.

Howard: Alright, just a few more feet, and.... here we are gentlemen, the Gates of Elzebub.

Sheldon: Good lord!

Raj: Oooh.

Leonard: Don't panic, this is what the last 97 hours have been about.

Howard: Stay frosty, there's a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the Sword of Azeroth.

Leonard: Warriors, unsheathe your weapons, magic wielders raise your wands.

Sheldon: Lock and load.

Howard: Raj, blow up the gates.

Raj: Blowing the gates. Control, shift, B! Oh, my God, so many goblins!

Howard: Don't just stand there, slash and move, slash and move.

Leonard: Stay in formation.

Howard: Leonard, you've got one on your tail.

Leonard: That's alright, my tail's prehensile, I'll swat him off.

Raj: I've got him Leonard. Tonight I spice my meat with goblin blood!

Leonard: Raj, no, it's a trap, they're flanking us!

Raj: Oooh, he's got me.

Howard: Sheldon, he's got Raj, use your sleath spell. Sheldon! Sheldon!

Sheldon: I've got the Sword of Azeroth!

Leonard: Forget the sword, Sheldon, help Raj.

Sheldon: There is no more Sheldon, I am the Swordmaster!

Howard: Leonard look out!

Leonard: Dammit man, we're dying here.

Sheldon: Goodbye, peasants.

They all hear whooshing.

Leonard: The bastard teleported.

Raj glanced at Sheldon's computer.

Raj: He's selling the Sword of Azeroth on eBay.

Leonard: You betrayed us for money, who are you?

Sheldon: I'm a rogue knight elf, don't you people read character descriptions? Wait, wait, wait, somebody just clicked "buy it now."

Howard: I am the Swordmaster!

A little later they were seen putting their equipment away.

Sheldon: Wooh, I'm all sweaty, anybody want to log on to second life and go swimming, I just built a virtual pool.

Leonard: No, I can't look at you or your avatar right now.

Y/N then enters the apartment carrying a bag from the electronic store.

Y/N: How was the last 97 hours?

Sheldon: Good.

Leonard, Howard, and Raj: All for nothing.

Leonard: Sheldon backstabbed us.

Sheldon looked offended before Y/N said.

Y/N: Oh I know the feeling. Did he take a very special item, bail out and then list the item on eBay?

Leonard: Exactly.

Y/N: Yeah he did it to me too, when we played Runescape. Just team kill him or do I do what I did and stop playing with him?

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