S2.EP21 The Vegas Renormalization

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In the 4A apartment, all the guys and Missy were playing twenty questions.

Howard: Okay, are you from the Star Wars universe?

Leonard: Yes

Howard: Were you in the original trilogy?

Leonard: Yes

Howard: Is there a picture of you in my wallet wearing a metal bikini?

Missy: Eww.

Leonard: God, I hope not. And no, I'm not Princess Leia.

Y/N: Oh, okay, okay, my turn. Are you in the six Star Wars movies?

Leonard: Yes

Raj: Interesting. Are you a Droid?

Leonard: Yes

Y/N: Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?

Leonard: Yes

Missy: C3PO.

Leonard: You got it.

They all laugh as Y/N and Missy both high-five, happy to have gotten it right.

Sheldon: That's preposterous. I do not resemble C3PO. Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered, I just don't see it.

Howard (phone rings): Leslie Winkle. You've reached friends with benefits. For a booty call, press one now.

Sheldon: What exactly does that expression mean, friends with benefits? Does he provide her with health insurance?

Leonard: No. Look, imagine you maintained a friendship with someone you had sex with, but you were free to date whoever you wanted.

Sheldon: Y/N, you were right, those are benefits I want no part of.

Leonard: Alright, back to the game.

Sheldon: I believe it's my turn, you may begin your questions whenever you're ready.

Missy: Are you Spock?

Sheldon glared at Missy.

Sheldon: I don't like this game.

Y/N and Missy both high-five again.

Howard: So, where were we?

Leonard: Aren't you leaving for your booty call?

Howard: No, it was something else. Why does everything have to be about sex with you? Come on. Who's turn, is it?

Y/N: We were up to you.

Howard: Great, just start.

Leonard: Okay, let's see. Are you from a TV series?

Howard: She dumped me!

Sheldon: I bet he's someone from Babylon 5, we're never going to guess.

A few moments later.

Y/N: What happened with Leslie, why did she dump you?

Howard: I don't know. She just said Howard, momma's a rolling stone. And then her call waiting beeped and she was gone.

Sheldon: I don't understand. If you were in a non-emotional relationship then why are you having what appears to be an emotional response?

Missy: Sheldon, he obviously had feelings for her.

Howard: Of course, I had feelings for her, I saw her naked for God's sake!

Missy and Y/N both look at each other with a fond smile remembering last week. They both thought it was a shame Summer moved back to Texas. They were sad to lose their friend with benefits.

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