The stairwell. All of the guys are there except Y/N as Leonard is carrying a large box.
Leonard: Why do I have to carry the heavy stuff?
Howard: Because Y/N isn't here.
Sheldon: And it's very simple. In our ragtag band of scientists with nothing to lose, I'm the smart one, Y/N is the attractive one, Wolowitz is the funny one, and Koothrappali is the lovable foreigner who struggles to understand our ways and fails. That leaves you, by default, as the muscle.
Leonard: One more floor, and I'd be the pulled muscle.
Raj: How is Sheldon the smart one? Y/N has an higher IQ.
They all enter the 4A apartment where Y/N, Missy and Penny were waiting.
Penny: Oh, it's about time, I'm starving.
Leonard: Uh, well, we didn't actually get Chinese food.
Penny: Why not?
Leonard: Don't panic, this is better.
Missy: Oh, no, you didn't trade the food for magic beans, did you?
Sheldon: Of course not. And, technically, magic beans would be food, although eating them would be quite a waste, since you could plant them and overnight have a giant beanstalk, which would provide enough roughage for a small city.
Penny: Yeah, sometimes I don't listen, sometimes I just watch your jaw go up and down.
Y/N: Sometimes, I just nod and smile.
Y/N turned nodding and smiling at Sheldon.
Leonard: We were on our way to the Chinese restaurant when we thought we saw Adam West, so we followed him.
Penny: Who's Adam West?
Sheldon: Who's Adam West? Leonard, what do the two of you talk about after the coitus?
Howard: My guess is, "Hey, four minutes! New record!" That's why I'm the funny one.
Missy: Only four minutes.
Y/N: Hey, maybe we're doing it the long way.
Leonard: Anyway, we followed the guy to this garage sale, and they had the coolest stuff.
Howard: They were closing up. We got this whole box for sixty bucks.
Leonard: We didn't even get to go through it all. There could be anything in here.
Penny: There a new girlfriend in there? 'Cause you might need one.
Leonard: No. But there is an original final draft Ghostbusters script with actual slime stains! (Raj whispers to Leonard) Oh, you're right, it's Ghostbusters 2. Never mind.
Howard: Oh, my God. An Alf doll. When I was 11 my mother got me one to help me sleep after my dad left. I used to pretend that my dad had moved to the planet Melmac, and Alf was going to bring him back to me. But he never did. Where's my daddy, puppet? Where is he?
Penny: That is so sad.
Sheldon: No, what's sad is that you don't know Adam West was TV's Batman.
Y/N: He's got a point.
In the 4A apartment, some time later.
Leonard: Here's Spock's head with no body. Here's Mr. T's body with no head. Oh, yeah, here's Spock's body with Mr. T's head. I pity the fool who's illogical.
Penny: Okay, I'm just gonna go home and make a grilled cheese and window-shop on eHarmony.
Leonard: Okay, bye.
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