Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )

S3.EP7 The Guitarist Amplification

The apartment. Y/N, Missy, Sheldon, Penny and Leonard were playing Sheldon's created game.

Penny: Wow, Sheldon, I cannot believe you made up your own game.

Sheldon: Oh, Research Lab is more than a game. It's like the slogan says, the physics is theoretical, but the fun is real.

Leonard: We must not be playing it right.

Y/N: We couldn't possibly.

Penny: All right, five. One, two, three, four, five. Oh, wow, look at that, my Department of Defence research grant is renewed.

Sheldon: Oh! Great roll! Now you can demolish your Soviet-style cyclotron and build the large Hadron Collider.

Penny: Yay.

Sheldon: You're a natural at this, Penny. And as the first beta testers, you four have quite the edge when we play with Wolowitz and Koothrappali on Sunday.

Missy: Sorry, we can't play this sunday.

Sheldon: Why not? Do you have other plans, or...?

Missy: No, we would just rather do anything else.

Sheldon: Well my family has betrayed me, Leonard?

Leonard: Oh, gee, Sheldon, I don't think we can play on Sunday.

Sheldon: Why not?

Leonard: Because of the reasons that Penny will now tell you. Penny?

Penny: Actually, I have to pick up my friend Justin from the airport.

Leonard: There you go, she has to pick up her friend Justin at the airport, aAnd I can't play 'cause I'm going with her, right?

Penny: Um, yeah, if you want. I mean, there may not be room. He's got a lot of stuff, like guitars and amplifiers.

Leonard: Wait. What are you talking about?

Penny: My friend, Justin.

Sheldon: Pay attention, Leonard. That's why she can't play on Sunday.

Leonard: Who is this Justin?

Sheldon: Your turn, Leonard.

Penny: I told you about him.

Leonard: No, you didn't.

Sheldon: Roll the dice, Leonard.

Penny: Yeah, my friend from Omaha, plays the guitar. Anyway, he's coming to L.A. looking for some session work, so I told him he could just crash on my couch for a few weeks.

Sheldon: Come on, Leonard, if you roll a six, Penny dies horribly in a nuclear meltdown. See what I mean when I say the fun is real?

Leonard: Hang on. Some guy is going to be sleeping on your couch?

Penny: He's not some guy. He's my friend.

Leonard: So by friend, do you mean friend friend, gay friend, or ex boyfriend who you're now platonic with but still might have a thing for you friend"?

Penny: Well, he's definitely not gay.

Leonard: Oh, a definitely not gay musician sleeping on my girlfriend's couch. Yippee.

Penny: Okay, we went out a little bit, a long time ago, but we were never like going out.

Y/N: We're going to leave.

Leonard: You don't have to leave. (To Penny) And not to be pedantic, but the last I checked went out was in fact the past tense of going out, which I think we all know is a popular euphemism for saw each other naked.