In the Lobby of the apartment building, Howard, Raj, Sheldon, and Leonard enter in combat gear, all covered with varying amounts of blue paint. Y/N enters a second later completely clean.
Raj: Okay, if no one else will say it, I will. We really suck at paintball.
Howard: That was absolutely humiliating.
Leonard: Oh, come on, some battles you win, some battles you lose.
Howard: Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's Bar-Mitzvah party.
Y/N: If Sheldon let me invite Leslie you guys wouldn't have been torn apart.
Sheldon: She wasn't invited because she is inable to follow the chain of command. A plague that fell upon Howard.
Leonard: Sheldon, let it go.
Sheldon: No, I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back.
Howard: I shot you for good reason, you were leading us into disaster.
Y/N: I shot you because you were being a pain in the arse and wouldn't shut up.
Sheldon: I was giving clear, concise orders.
Leonard: You hid behind a tree yelling "get the kid in the yarmulke, get the kid in the yarmulke."
Y/N: Like a little girl. Who by the way would have been more useful.
They all nodded showing their agreement as Penny showed up.
Penny (arriving): Oh, hey guys.
Leonard: Hello Penny.
Y/N: Hi.
Howard: Morning ma'am.
Penny: So, how was paintball, did you have fun?
Sheldon: Sure, if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun. (To Howard and Y/N) You clear space on your calendar, there will be an enquiry.
Y/N: If I get an inquiry, I'm shooting your spot.
Sheldon takes a step back in fright, before Penny said.
Penny: Okay, um, oh hey, I'm having a party on Saturday so if you guys are around you should come by.
Leonard: A party?
Penny: Yeah.
Howard: A boy-girl party?
Penny: Well, there will be boys, and there will be girls, and it is a party. So, it'll just be a bunch of my friends, we'll have some beer, do a little dancing...
Sheldon: Dancing?
Leonard: Yeah, I don't know, Penny...
Sheldon: The thing is, we're not....
Leonard: We're really more....
Sheldon: No.
Leonard: But thanks, thanks for thinking of us.
Penny: Are you sure? Come on, it's Halloween
Y/N: So it's a Halloween Party?
Y/N smiled.
Penny: Yeah. You can invite Leslie and do a couples costume.
Leonard: Is there a theme?
Penny: Um, yeah, Halloween.
Sheldon: Yes, but are the costumes random, or genre specific?
Penny: As usual, I'm not following.
Leonard: He's asking if we can come as anyone from science-fiction, fantasy...
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
