The 4A apartment. A robotic arm is extracting some Chinese takeaway from a bag controlled by Howard.
Howard: And now the kung pao chicken.
Leonard: Alright.
Raj: Smooth.
Howard: And finally, my moo shu pork.
Raj: Whoo-hoo!
Howard: Ah, there you have it, gentlemen. Our entire dinner unpacked by robot.
Raj: And it only took 28 minutes.
Sheldon: Impressive, but we must be cautious.
Howard: Why?
Sheldon: Today, it's a Chinese food retrieval robot. Tomorrow, it travels back in time and tries to kill Sarah Connor.
Leonard: I don't think that's going to happen, Sheldon.
Sheldon: No one ever does. That's why it happens.
Penny (arriving): Hey. Is the food here? Ooh. What's that?
Howard: That, dear lady, is the Wolowitz Programmable Hand, designed for extravehicular repairs on the International Space Station.
Penny: Ah, cool.
Howard: Ask me to pass the soy sauce.
Penny: Oh, does that come up much on the space station?
Howard: Mostly with Asian and Jewish astronauts.
Penny: All right. Pass the soy sauce.
Howard: Coming up. (Starts typing rapidly)
Leonard: So how's work?
Penny: Oh, it's not bad. Kind of hungry.
Leonard: Yeah, we all are.
Howard: Just wait.
Sheldon: You realize, Penny, that the technology that went into this arm will one day make unskilled food servers such as yourself obsolete.
Penny: Really? They're going to make a robot that spits on your hamburger?
Sheldon: I thought you broke up with her. Why is she here?
Howard: Okay, here we go. Passing the soy sauce. Put out your hand.
Penny: Oh ha-ha, oh. That's amazing.
Sheldon: I wouldn't say amazing. At best, it's a modest leap forward from the basic technology that gave us Country Bear Jamboree.
Howard: Hey, Sheldon?
Sheldon: Yes? (Howard types. The hand puts up two fingers to Sheldon.) Peace?
Howard: No, not peace. Hang on.
In Spain, Missy was sleeping as Y/N watched contently. She looked so at peace in her sleep but truth be told, their entire honeymoon had been delightful, they wined and dined on a cruise ship both getting closer with every married couple activity, they enjoyed Portugal, they went to France spending time in Bourdeaux before going to Paris. They even spent time in Germany again before they went to penultimate stop in there honeymoon. They were at peace except one issue that they tried to fix every night but with no success, they both hoped it changed after last night promiscuous activities with Y/N carrying a pregnancy test.
Missy tussled before waking up with a satisfying stretch.
Missy: Hello husband.
Y/N: Buenos días mi esposa
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