Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )

S5.EP4 The Wiggly Finger Catalyst

In the L/N house.

Y/N and Missy were getting ready to leave with Georgie.

Y/N: Paige, are you sure you don't want to come?

Paige: I'm sure. I could babysit Georgie if you want.

Y/N: I kind of promised I would introduce Georgie to the guys. It would be suspicious if I didn't bring him.

Paige: Oh. Then I guess it's just me here.

Missy: You can come with me. It's a girl night. We won't be drinking because of me breastfeeding. But it should still be fun.

Paige: No, I'm fine. I promise you, I'll just stay here and get started on my paintings.

Y/N: Well have fun. We'll be back soon.

In the 4A apartment. Y/N was finally back with all the guys. He had Georgie in one of those baby carriers. Georgie was happily babbling as he held on tightly to Y/N's fingers.

Howard: It still feels weird knowing that you're a father. I thought you were going to be single forever.

Y/N: That's ironic coming from you.

Howard: I know but I thought you would be one of those rich bachelors forever.

Y/N: I know. For a while, I thought that too but then Missy came back and I have been living the dream ever since. I'm just glad it's a boy, not a girl.

Raj: Why?

Y/N: It's different you know. I can raise a son because I can do all of that guy stuff. I'm sure you guys get that too.

Howard: I don't know if I ever have a son I think I would be scared. I don't know how do that stuff. I wasn't taught it.

Leonard: My dad was too busy.

Raj: Same.

Sheldon: I didn't want to learn it.

Y/N: Well my dad taught me. If you guys ever need a hand I'll be happy to teach you. But having a girl with my past would be a nightmare because I know what those guys would be thinking and I wouldn't be able to stand it.

Howard: But what if Georgie is like you?

Y/N: In what sense?

Howard: In before you left Missy. You seemed normal enough and only had eyes for Missy and the other girl you were with.

Y/N: Well even then I would hate it because if I have a baby girl I want them to know no one is good enough at least someone they don't have to share. I mean Missy and I were with Paige for a long while and if I was their father I couldn't stand it.

Howard: Hang on, who's Paige?

Sheldon's eye started to twitch involuntarily as Y/N saw it and smirked internally.

Y/N (Thoughts): Squirm, you little bastard.

Y/N: That's the girl we were in the throuple.

Sheldon: Enough jibber jabber. We have a game to play.

Leonard: Yeah, where were we?

Sheldon: The entrance to the dungeon is a moss-covered door. You manage to open it only to find yourself face-to-face with a hideous, foul-smelling, moss-covered ogre. What do you do?

Howard: I say, hey Ma, what's for dinner?"

Sheldon: Seventeen. The ogre is amused by your joke and allows you to pass. By the by, I liked it, too.

Leonard: Hey, how go the wedding plans, Howard?

Howard: Great. We spent five hours last night at Macy's registering for gifts. Looks like I'm finally going to have that darling little earthenware asparagus dish I've always wanted.