The apartment. Howard and Leonard were preparing for a double date.
Leonard: Look at us. Getting ready for a double date with actual women who publicly acknowledge they're our girlfriends.
Howard: Yes, actual women are the best.
Sheldon: I don't understand. What other kind of women are there?
Leonard: Howard, artificial women are your department. You want to take this?
Howard: No, it would just freak him out. Listen, before we leave, I should warn you, I'm a passionate man and I tend towards public displays of affection.
Leonard: What are you trying to tell me, Howard?
Howard: There might be some making out in the car or the restaurant, and I don't want Bernadette to feel uncomfortable, so it would help if you and Penny made out, too.
Leonard: Don't worry. We're planning to have sex right on the salad bar.
Raj (arriving): Namaste, white people. Good news! I rented us the four-hour edition of Watchmen.
Leonard: Got it.
Howard: Seen it.
Sheldon: Detailed analysis posted online.
Raj: Well, then what are we going to do tonight?
Leonard: Uh, sorry, Raj. Howard and I are going out to dinner with Penny and Bernadette.
Howard: Yeah, no more carefree bachelor nights for me and Leonard. These broncos have been saddled.
Leonard: How did we get actual women?
They both leave as Raj commented.
Raj: Great. They get girlfriends, and they just abandon us? I expect that from Y/N, not them.
Sheldon: It is great, isn't it? We have a wonderful evening ahead of us.
Raj: We do?
Sheldon: Oh, yes. I just discovered I don't have enough room on my hard drive for a Linux partition, so you and I are going to perform a full backup, reinitialize and then reinstall all my operating systems.
Raj: I don't want to do that.
Sheldon: All right. Well, I'm going to perform full backup, reinitialize and then reinstall all my operating systems.
Raj: What about me?
Sheldon: Well, I understand there are several types of artificial women. Maybe you should look into that.
In Y/N and Missy's apartment.
Y/N and Missy were playing chess as Y/N was just observing the board, trying to determine his next move. Y/N makes his next move sloppily moving his knight away giving Missy the win as she moved her knight checkmating his king.
Missy: So, if I move my knight here, isn't that checkmate and I win?
Y/N looked over it confused that it slipped past him.
Y/N: Hmm.
Penny: Well, is it or isn't it?
Y/N: It might be.
Missy: Well, no, I mean, your king is trapped. He can't move up or to the side because of my knight and he can't move diagonally because my Queen checkmates him from back here.
Y/N: I think that's a good wrapping point for today.
Missy: Yeah, we got work tomorrow. It's your first day back, are you excited?
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
