The apartment.
Penny: Okay, it's done. Look, guys, for the future, I don't mind killing the big spiders, but you have to at least try with the little ones.
Sheldon: Penny, please, we're facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids.
Leonard: Sheldon, it's not that bad.
Sheldon: Not bad? It's horrible. I mean, you hear stories about this sort of thing, but you never think it'll happen to you.
Missy: So they steamed your dumplings, get over it. New topic, please.
Howard: All right, Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
Penny: Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.
Howard: So, there is a number.
Missy: Now you gave him hope.
Penny: Okay, new topic, please. Hey, did you hear the people upstairs in 5A are moving out?
Leonard, Y/N: Shh-shh-shh!
Sheldon: What?
Penny: The people upstairs are moving out.
Leonard: No!
Sheldon: The horror!
Y/N: Why would you just say something like that?
Sheldon: No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
Penny: How else was I supposed to say it?
Y/N: Slowly, like putting a new fish in a tank. You don't just drop it in, you let the bag sit in the water a while and then you tell him, oh the new neighbors are nice. They've been living there for a while. Not just drop it in.
Sheldon: The horror!
Penny: Sheldon, I'm sure it's going to be fine.
Sheldon: No, it's not going to be fine, change is never fine. They say it is, but it's not.
Missy: Okay, Shelly, did you even know the people that are moving out?
Sheldon: I never met them. That's what made them perfect, there were no awkward hellos in the halls, there was no clickety-clacking of high heel shoes on hardwood floors, they may as well have been a family of cats just jumping around from drape to drape without that annoying ammonia urine smell.
Penny: Well, I'm sure the new people will be just as quiet.
Sheldon: You can't know that. How can you possibly know that?
Penny: You're right, I can't. You know what? Anyone could rent that apartment now, an opera singer, the cast of Stomp, yeah, a tap-dancing pirate with a wooden leg.
Leonard: Why are you making it worse?
Penny: I tried making it better, he wouldn't go for it.
Y/N: Two can play at that game. (He turns to Howard.) Howard, didn't you say you wanted to move out and spread your wings? Why not move here?
Howard: You're right, that's a great idea. I'll take the apartment upstairs. I can finally get away from my mother, and we can all spend some more time together if you catch my drift.
He said gesturing to Penny.
Penny: The horror!
Some time later, Y/N was working on his computer, when Missy said out of the blue from behind him.
Missy: Have you called Summer yet?
Y/N: No.
Missy: Why not? This is exactly like when we started dating and I had to make all the dates.
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
