A bookstore.
Dr. Brian Greene: My new book, The Hidden Reality, takes on a grand question. Is our universe the only universe? You see, there's a growing belief among scientists like me that ours may only be one among many universes populating a gigantic cosmos. In The Hidden Reality, I explore this possibility without presuming any knowledge of mathematics or physics on the part of the reader.
Sheldon: Hysterical.
Amy: I'm glad you talked me into this. We work so hard, sometimes, it's nice to goof off and do something silly.
Sheldon: Agreed. Wait till you hear how he dumbs down Werner Heisenberg for the crowd. You may actually believe you're in a comedy club.
Greene: You can think about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle much like the special order menu that you find in certain Chinese restaurants, where you have dishes in column A and other dishes in column B, and if you order the first dish in column A, you can't order the corresponding dish in column B. That's sort of like the Uncertainly Principle.
Sheldon: Ba-dum-bump.
Amy: Say, I heard an interesting tidbit about Howard and Bernadette.
Sheldon: Really, Amy? Gossip? I'm disappointed in you.
Amy: Now, now. Evolutionary biologist Robin Dunbar has identified gossip as an aid to social bonding in large groups.
Sheldon: Forgive my language, but poppycock.
Amy: What if he's right? And by not participating in gossip, society breaks down into small feral bands of tattooed motorcycle riders fighting to the death over the last few cans of tuna fish?
Sheldon: Fine. In the parlance of the urban music scene, what's the 4-1-1?
Amy: Bernadette is thinking about breaking up with Howard.
Sheldon: I believe our nation's tuna cans are safe. Excuse me. Dr. Greene, question?
Greene: Yes?
Sheldon: You've dedicated your life's work to educating the general populace about complex scientific ideas.
Greene: Yes, in part.
Sheldon: Have you ever considered trying to do something useful? Perhaps, reading to the elderly?
Greene: Excuse me?
Sheldon: Yeah, but not your books. Something they might enjoy. I kid, of course. Big fan.
Missy was in her office with Y/N who was helping her pack her stuff.
Y/N: I can't believe it's only six weeks away.
Missy: I know.
Y/N: It seemed so far but it's crept on us.
Missy: I don't know about that. I don't remember a time when I didn't have a flat stomach.
Y/N: Well, I find it hot.
Missy: Really?
Y/N: Yeah. And after those six weeks w-
Missy: Six weeks? I have to wait six weeks.
Y/N: Well yeah. It's recommended you wait six weeks after giving birth to have sex again. This allows for general healing and for your body to recover from specific birth-related issues, such as a vaginal tear or episiotomy.
Missy: Episiotomy?
Y/N: An incision that enlarges the vaginal opening for the baby to come through.
Missy: That's going to be a long six weeks.
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
