In the 4C apartment. Y/N and Missy were standing in front of an empty board both holding whiteboard pens.
Y/N: Okay. Who is invited to the wedding?
Missy: Obviously, we start with family first.
Y/N: Okay.
He didn't move, not writing anything.
Missy: Aren't you going to write anything down?
Y/N: Aren't you?
Missy wrote down Mom, Meemaw, Sheldon, Georgie, and Cece.
Y/N: What happened to Georgie's wife?
Missy: Got divorced again.
Y/N: You didn't tell me that but I need to know about Sheldon's bowel movements.
Missy: Life is strange. Nearly as strange as not inviting your only living relatives to your wedding.
Y/N: I don't want them there, simple as that.
The 4A apartment. Sheldon is standing in the middle of the room. His whiteboard is behind him. Every few moments he turns around suddenly.
Penny: Whatcha doing?
Sheldon: I'm attempting to view my work as a fleeting peripheral image so as to engage the superior colliculus of my brain.
Penny: Interesting. I usually just have coffee. You've been up all night?
Sheldon: Is it morning?
Penny: Yes.
Sheldon: Then I've been up all night.
Penny: And you're stuck?
Sheldon: Why else would a person try to engage their superior colliculus?
Penny: Oh, sorry, sweetie, I can't help you till I've had my coffee.
Leonard: Penny, I told you if you don't put him in his crate at night he just runs around the apartment.
Penny: What is he doing now?
Leonard: Mmm, he's either isolating the terms of his formula and examining them individually, or looking for the alligator that swallowed his hand after Peter Pan cut it off.
Sheldon: Captain Hook's hand was eaten by a crocodile, not an alligator. If you're going to mock me, at least get your facts straight.
Leonard: Aye, aye, Captain.
Sheldon: I can't see it! It just won't coalesce.
Leonard: Maybe you need a fresh start.
Sheldon: You're right. (Takes whiteboard to the window and throws it out. Picks up a new one) It's a great idea, Leonard. Thank you.
Back in the 4C apartment.
Missy: Why don't you want your family there?
Y/N: Simple, I don't want them there. Let's move on. Friends.
Missy: Okay, we will invite the guys, Penny, Amy, and Bernadette.
Y/N: All done. Who else?
Missy: Vanessa.
Y/N: Yeah, she's invited.
Missy: What about Summer Glau?
Y/N: Won't it be weird to invite someone who joined us in a threesome?
Missy: She's still our friend and by that logic, we should cancel Bernadette's invitation.
Y/N: I thought she was your friend from the Cheesecake Factory.
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
