The apartment. Leonard enters, drops his keys in the bowl by the door, then collapses onto the settee. Sheldon enters from the bedroom area.
Sheldon: Good morning, Leonard.
Leonard: Uh-huh.
Sheldon: Yeah, we're going to have to stop by Pottery Barn on the way to work, I bought these Star Wars sheets but they turned out to be much too stimulating to be compatible with a good night's sleep. I don't like the way Darth Vader stares at me.
Leonard: I'm not going to work.
Sheldon: Oh, just because your career's been stagnant for a few years, that's no reason to give up.
Leonard: Sheldon, I was up all night using the new free-electron laser for my X-ray diffraction experiment.
Sheldon: Did the laser accidentally burn out your retinas?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Then you can drive. Let's go.
Leonard: Didn't I tell you I'd be working nights, and that you'd have to make other arrangements.
Sheldon: You did.
Leonard: And?
Sheldon: I didn't. Let's go.
Leonard: Goodnight, Sheldon.
Sheldon: But how am I going to get to work?
Leonard: Take the bus.
Sheldon: I can't take the bus any more. They don't have seatbelts. And they won't let you lash yourself to the seat with bungee cords.
Leonard: You tried to lash yourself to the seat with bungee cords?
Sheldon: I didn't try, I succeeded. For some reason it alarmed the other passengers and I was asked to de-bus.
Leonard: Oh, you're a big boy, you'll figure it out.
Sheldon: Don't talk to me like I'm a child. Now, take me to return my star wars sheets!
Outside Y/N's apartment.
Sheldon: (Knock, knock, knock) Missy and Y/N, (knock, knock, knock) Missy and Y/N, (knock, knock, knock) Missy and Y/N.
Missy (opening door): Sheldon, do you know what time it is?
Sheldon: Of course I do, My watch is linked to the atomic clock in Boulder, Colorado. It's accurate to one tenth of a second. But as I'm saying this it occurs to me that once again your question may have been rhetorical.
Missy: What do you want Sheldon?
Sheldon: Leonard's asleep.
Missy: Lucky for him. (She begins to close the door.)
Sheldon: No, wait. You have to drive me to work.
Missy: I don't have a car.
She said it obviously.
Sheldon: Oh, you must really get that sorted soon. Can Y/N take me to work?
Missy looked back to the bathroom before turning back to Sheldon.
Missy: He already left, he had to work on something in the lab, so he left early today.
Sheldon: Oh, okay. Well, I leave you to get back to sleep. Goodbye Missy.
Missy: Yeah. Yeah.
Missy closed the door as she saw Y/N get out of the shower with a towel wrapped around his waist.
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
