Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )

S2.EP23 The Monopolar Expedition

The apartment. Leonard is working on a whiteboard.

Sheldon: Oh, boy.

Leonard: What?

Sheldon: I can't comment without violating our agreement that I don't criticize your work.

Leonard: Then what was oh, boy?

Sheldon: Great restraint on my part.

Leonard: There's nothing wrong with the science here.

Sheldon: Perhaps you mean a different thing than I do when you say science.

Leonard (making a change): Okay, how's that?

Sheldon: You actually had it right in the first place. Once again, you've fallen for one of my classic pranks. Bazinga! Well, now here's a peculiar e-mail. The president of the university wants me to meet him at his office tomorrow morning at 8 a.m.

Leonard: Why?

Sheldon: It doesn't say. It must be an emergency. Everyone at the university knows I eat breakfast at eight and move my bowels at 8:20.

Leonard: Yes, how did we live before Twitter? I guess you'll find out what it is in the morning.

Sheldon: That's 14 hours away. For the next 840 minutes, I'm effectively one of Heisenberg's particles, I know where I am or I know how fast I'm going, but I can't know both. Yet how am I supposed to carry on with this huge annoying thing hovering over my head?

Leonard: Yeah, I know the feeling.

Outside Y/N's apartment.

Sheldon: (Knock, knock, knock) Y/N and Missy. (Knock, knock, knock) Y/N and Missy. (Knock, knock, knock) Y/N and Missy.

Y/N: Good god. Why is he here?

Missy: Go find out. He called your name first.

Y/N: You're his sister.

Missy: Fine. (To Sheldon) Go away.

Sheldon: (Knock, knock, knock) Missy. (Knock, knock, knock) Missy. (Knock, knock, knock) Missy.

Missy got up and answered the door with a fierce glare that Sheldon instinctively took a step back.

Sheldon: I wait till later.

Missy: Sheldon, I swear to god. Tell me.

Sheldon: I don't want to be rude but I wanted to speak to Y/N. I only called you so he didn't punch me in the throat.

Missy: Y/N! Sheldon wants you.

Y/N groaned as he got out of bed and walks past Missy who was returning to bed.

Y/N: Missy, I know I said my love for you triumphed over Sheldon's craziness. I was wrong. Let's break up.

Missy: No, we're interwined forever, like you said.

Y/N could only smile as he went to deal with Sheldon, even though the situation didn't call for it.

Y/N: Come in Sheldon.

Sheldon: Thank you.

Y/N: Now, why are you here? It's two o'clock in the morning.

Sheldon: Why is everybody keep telling me what time it is?

Y/N: Everybody?

Sheldon: You, the president of the university, his wife, their sullen teenage daughter. That entire family is fascinated by what time it is and whether people know it.