The comic book store. The guys were all sorting through new comic books to buy. The store was more packed than usual with the majority of the new guests staring at Y/N. It made the hair on the back of his neck stand up. So when he saw Stewart opening a new book of comic books he darted to the counter.
Sheldon: Smell that? That's the smell of new comic books. Oh, yes!
Howard: They're on me today, boys.
Raj: You're paying? Have you been selling your sperm again?
Howard: No, I'm celebrating. As we speak, the space shuttle is docking at the International Space Station where it will deploy the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Waste Disposal System.
Raj: Oh, get over yourself, it's a high-tech toilet.
Leonard: Just think. Thanks to your hard work, an international crew of astronauts will boldly go where no man has gone before.
Howard: Is that supposed to be funny?
Sheldon: I believe it is. The combination of the Star Trek reference and the play on words involving the double meaning of the verb to go suggests that Leonard is humorously mocking your efforts in space plumbing.
Howard: Okay, make your little jokes, but of the five of us, I'm the only one making any real-world contribution to science and technology.
Leonard: Not at all. Y/N is running the last couple of experiments on his graphite battery before he intends to get it patented.
Sheldon: How do you know that? Y/N has not told me anything about it no matter how much I pester him.
Leonard: He's asked for my help for a fresh pair of eyes and it looks really good so far. We're running a few final tests tomorrow and then we're done.
Howard: Okay fine. Out of the four of you, I'm the only one making any real-world contribution to science and technology.
Raj: He's right. This is an important achievement, for two reasons. Number one, and, of course, number two.
Sheldon: Oh, clever! Playing on the use of cardinal numbers as euphemisms for bodily functions.
At the counter.
Y/N: It must be nice being this busy?
Stewart: Yeah, it's the most packed, it's ever been and it all thanks you.
Y/N: I'm sorry?
Stewart: Don't be sorry, I actually love you for this.
Y/N: Sure, Stewart can I just get this?
Stewart: Sure anything for you.
Y/N: Okay, what the fuck is going on?
Y/N said annoyed.
Stewart: You pulled Summer Glau and had a threesome with her and your girlfriend. You're our hero. Your name has been written in the folklore of this shop. See your picture is even on the wall.
Stewart pointed to the wall where he saw a picture of himself.
Y/N: Oh my god.
He didn't know what to say, he didn't know how to respond, how did they find out, he just left.
Stuart: Here, Sheldon, I pulled the new Hellboy for you. It's mind-blowing.
Sheldon: Excuse me, spoiler alert.
Stuart: I didn't spoil anything.
Sheldon: You told me it's mind-blowing, so, my mind is going into it pre-blown. And once a mind is pre-blown, it cannot be re-blown.
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
