Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )

S4.EP18 The Prestidigitation Approximation

Y/N and Missy were in their house in the master bedroom. Both were asleep with Missy being the little spoon as Y/N had his hands around the growing baby bump when it happened.

The baby finally kicked.

The baby's kick woke him up. Y/N was confused for a moment till the baby kicked again. The second kick snapped him out of his stupor and he quickly alerted his wife.

Y/N: Missy, they kicked.

Missy: I'm going to kick you in a minute.

Y/N: No, the baby kicked.

Missy woke up in shock that the baby kicked. They were worried that the baby wasn't kicking but here it was.

Missy: Oh my god, it kicked.

Y/N: It?

Missy: It's gender neutral would you prefer I called it she?

Y/N: How about they? It's fine till we find out.

Missy: Okay. Ow.

Y/N: What's wrong?

Missy: The baby keeps kicking. Ow. Make them stop. Ow.

Y/N looked stumped. For the first time in his life, he didn't know how to solve this problem.

Y/N pointed at the baby.

Y/N: Stop kicking your mother.

The baby kicked again.

Missy: That's not helping.

Y/N: Well, I don't think there's a guide to stop a baby kicking their mother. If there was I would have memorized it.

Leonard's bedroom. Priya and Leonard are slowly waking up.

Priya: Morning.

Leonard: Morning.

Priya: Sleep okay?

Leonard: Mm-hmm. Great. Hey, can I ask you something?

Priya: Sure.

Leonard put on his glasses.

Leonard: Last night, me wanting to try that stuff out of the Kama Sutra, was that fun for you or kinda racially insensitive?

Priya: Yeah, just because you're in bed with an Indian woman, you think that gives you permission to use crazy positions from an ancient Indian love manual?

Leonard: Hey, if you can find a book called weird sex with white boys, I'd be okay with that.

Priya: No, you have such beautiful eyes. Have you ever thought about getting contacts?

Leonard: I tried in the seventh grade. I could never get used to them.

Priya: Oh, that's too bad.

Leonard: Yeah, if I had contacts I would have been the coolest debate club president ever to be stuffed into his own cello case.

Priya: If you had them on now, you could see what we're going to do next.

Priya took off his glasses before she started making out with him.

Leonard: Th-th-th-that's okay. I can infer from context.

The cafeteria.

Howard: Hey, Raj, wanna see a new magic trick I've been working on?

Sheldon: Howard, if I may interject here with a piece of friendly advice. Is working on magic tricks really how you want to spend your time? Granted, you're just an engineer, but that doesn't mean you might not someday build a geegaw or a thingamabob that may get you a thank you in someone else's Nobel prize acceptance speech.