The lobby. Penny was sorting through her letters.
Penny: Oh, damn, they canceled my Visa. Oh, yay, a new MasterCard!
Outside the Apartment building Y/N and Sheldon were talking as they were about to enter.
Y/N: The best man role is simple, you are responsible for planning the groom's party, holding on to Missy's wedding ring, a best man speech and just keeping organized and on time by being your normal controlling self.
Sheldon: This sounds like a lot of work with no real reward. What's in it for me?
Y/N: I'll give you an unlimited budget at the make your own sundae station.
Sheldon: It sounds like we have a deal.
They entered into the building and saw Penny.
Sheldon: Uh-oh.
Penny: What?
Sheldon: I was going to get my mail.
Penny: Okay. Are, are you hoping to get it telepathically?
Sheldon: I think you mean telekinetically. And no, I just wasn't sure of the proper protocol now that you and Leonard are no longer having coitus.
Penny: God, can we please just say no longer seeing each other?
Sheldon: Well, we could if it were true. But as you live in the same building, you see each other all the time. The variable which has changed is the coitus.
Penny: Okay, here's the protocol, you and I are still friends, Y/N you and I are still friends, I'm still attending the wedding just not with Leonard and Sheldon you can stop saying coitus.
Sheldon: Good, good. I'm glad we're still friends.
Penny: Really?
Y/N: He doesn't mean it like that.
Penny: What do you mean?
Sheldon: It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate for that effort to have been in vain.
Penny: Right.
Sheldon: Just to be clear do I have to stop saying coitus with everyone or just you?
Y/N, Penny: Everyone.
Sheldon: Harsh terms. But all right, I'll just substitute intercourse.
Penny: Great.
Sheldon: Or fornication. Yeah. But that has judgmental overtones, so I'll hold that in reserve.
Penny: So, how have you two been?
Y/N: Good.
Sheldon: Well, my existence is a continuum, so I've been what I am at each point in the implied time period.
Penny: You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?
Sheldon: Bazinga.
Penny: Mmm. How's Leonard doing?
Y/N: He's fine.
Sheldon: Are you sure? He's spending a disturbing amount of time looking at photographs of you and smelling the pillow you slept on.
Y/N: We're not supposed to mention that.
Leonard: Oh yes, Leonard asked us not to tell you that.
Penny: I'll pretend I didn't hear it.
Sheldon: I'd rather you pretend I didn't say it. I see you bought Mama Italia marinara spaghetti sauce.
Penny: Yep.
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
