My husband is a demon! (Alastor x reader)

Chapter one

I began my day like normal. I woke up from my nice and warm cozy sheets. Debated on whether or not I should really do my job. I mean come on, when you got a bed like this, you can't resist.

I finally rolled out of bed. I mean literally. Rolled. I hit the ground and that was enough to wake me up.

Y/n, the average Angel. Somewhat. I was heaven born. There isn't much special about being heaven born other than you can travel out heaven if you wanted to. I only did it for work.

Let me set this record straight, I'm supposed to be a death scythe. I'm supposed to be used for war and smiting. All that kinda stuff. Welp, since there is no reason to fight anyone or anything, they gave me a secondary job.

I observe hell and make sure nothing too shady is going on. It's dumb, I know. Nothing ever happens really. They fight amongst each other but I doubt anyone really wants to reach heaven and cause a fight with anyone ther e

Who knows. All I know is: heck, I have breakfast with my two best friends today!

I hit the shower. Changing into a soft blue summer dress. I would change this before I leave for hell but I can at least look good in heaven.

I took one gander at myself in the mirror. (Authors note: change to your OC or yourself in heaven. I like to use my personal OC) I'm one slim thick mama. Got myself a little belly but I don't care. My body is bodying.

I headed out to the cafe where they were already enjoying a mimosa.

On my walk, I was stopped by none other than Adam and his lieutenant.

"Heya babe" he grinned through his mask. That mask is incredibly creepy. It matches his personality well

"Oh hey Adam. Hey lute" I smiled to be polite

Lute just rolled her eyes. She never liked me. Probably because the man she has a thing for, liked literally any woman with big breasts. Lute is in the itty bitty titty community. Nothing wrong with that though. All boobs are beautiful!

"Whatcha doin later" Adam tried to be charming but it never worked on anyone. Except for lute

"Oh! I have work." I smiled.

"Oh yeah. You're the babe that travels to hell to check up on things for us" he put his hands together "you can always take a day off, have a drink with me"

"Maybe one day. I don't want to miss and suddenly hell comes up and tries to attack"

"That would never happen" lute spoke to me for the first time.

I just shrugged it off "anyways! Have a good day you two" I scurried off as quickly as possible.

"She's totally into me" Adam walked off with lute

He's always weirded me out. He's been trying to do this thing called "fucking" since I was 16 which is cringey in itself.

Finally, reached this little bakery my friends were at.

One of my friends was named Allison. She was a human before passing away. In heaven, she actually ran the bakery we were at.

The other was Thomas, her husband. They both were married in their previous life and now married in heaven. He helped around the bakery but he actually worked for heavens tech company.

We all met because I had been coming to this bakery since I was 18. They took me under their wings.

Both of them weren't much older than me. They were only 22 when they passed away in an apartment fire.