The Grasshopper Experiment

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In Sheldon's and Leonard's apartment, Y/N was working on his paper, Leonard was in the Kitchen and Sheldon was placing items into his new wallet.

Sheldon: Damn you, walletnook.com.

Leonard: Problem?

Sheldon: The online description was completely misleading, they said eight slots plus removable ID, to any rational person that would mean room for nine cards, but they don't tell you the removable ID takes up one slot, it's a nightmare.

Y/N: Add that to Sheldon's list of growing nightmares.

Leonard: Okay, now, do you really need the honorary Justice League of America membership card?

Sheldon: It's been in every wallet I've owned since I was five.

Leonard: Why?

Sheldon: It says keep this on your person at all times. (Knock on door) It's right here under Batman's signature.

Leonard opens door. Raj and Howard are outside. Raj is holding a laptop which is open. His parents are on the screen.

Raj: And this is Leonard and Sheldon's apartment.

Howard: Guess whose parents just got broadband.

Raj: May I present, live from New Delhi, Dr and Mrs V. M. Koothrappali.

Leonard: Hi.

Dr Koothrappali: Lift up the camera. I'm looking at his crotch.

Raj: Sorry papa.

Dr Koothrappali: Oh, there's much better. Hi.

Leonard: Hi!

Raj: And over here is Sheldon.

Sheldon: Hi.

Raj: He lives with Leonard.

Mrs Koothrappali: Oh, that's nice. Like Haroun and Tanweer.

Raj: No, no, not like Haroun and Tanweer.

Mrs Koothrappali: Such sweet young men, they just adopted the cutest little Punjabi baby.

Leonard: Yeah, we're not like Haroun and Tanweer!

Raj: And this here is Y/N.

Y/N (Waves): Hello.

Dr Koothrappali: So are you boys academics like our son?

Together: Yes.

Dr Koothrappali: And your parents are comfortable with your limited earning potential?

Sheldon: Yes.

Leonard: Not at all.

Raj: Papa, please don't start.

Dr Koothrappali: God, it's just a question, he's so sensitive.

Raj: Okay, that's my life, that's my friends, good to see you, say goodbye.

Together: Bye!

Dr Koothrappali: Wait, wait. Before you go we have good news. Put the computer down and gather your friends.

Raj: What is it papa.

Dr Koothrappali: I don't see your friends.

Howard (as they gather): Is it just me, or does web chatting with your clothes on seem a little pointless.

Y/N (Disgusted): I'm never face timing you again.

Raj: The little fat girl that used to kick me in the samosas and call me untouchable.

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