In the apartment, Sheldon, Howard, Y/N and Raj were surrounding a coffee table as they ate their lunch and Leonard was sitting at his desk on the computer.
Sheldon: Well, this sandwich is an unmitigated disaster. I asked for turkey and roast beef with lettuce and swiss on wholewheat.
Raj: What did they give you?
Sheldon: Turkey and roast beef with swiss and lettuce on wholewheat. It's the right ingredients but in the wrong order. In a proper sandwich the cheese is adjacent to the bread to create a moisture barrier against the lettuce. They might as well have dragged this thing through a car wash.
Leonard: I don't believe it.
Sheldon: I know, it's basic culinary science.
Leonard: Some guy is auctioning off a miniature time machine prop from the original film and no-one is bidding on it.
Howard: A time machine from the movie The Time Machine?
Leonard: No, a time machine from Sophie's Choice.
Raj: Boy, Sophie could have used a time machine in that movie. Did you see it, it's rough.
Y/N: I know she got put through the ringer.
Raj: You've watched Sophie's Choice?
Y/N: Of course, I have. I watched it when I was eleven the first time a girl came to my house.
Raj: What did you think of Meryl Streep? I thought she was the perfect cast.
Y/N: She was perfect. Meryl Streep can play Batman and be the right choice. She's perfection."
Sheldon: I don't think she could she has a lack of testicles.
Leonard: Back to my issue.
They all gather around Leonard's desk.
Howard: Oh, that's cool.
Leonard: Uh-huh.
Raj: It's only $800?
Howard: Oh, that's cool.
Leonard: Uh-huh.
Raj: It's only $800?
Leonard: Yeah. And that's my bid.
Sheldon: You bid $800.
Leonard: It was a spur of the moment thing, I figured it would go for thousands and I just wanted to be a part of it.
Sheldon: There's only 30 seconds left in the auction.
Howard: Do you have $800?
Leonard: Not to blow on a miniature time machine.
Howard: Don't worry, the way these things work there's people waiting 'til the last second to bid, and then they swoop in and get it, it's called sniping.
Raj: Fifteen seconds.
Leonard: Come on, snipers.
Raj: Ten, nine, eight...
Leonard: Where are your snipers?
Raj: Five.
Leonard: Snipe.
Raj: Four.
Leonard: Snipe.
Raj: Three.
Leonard: Snipe!
Raj: Two.
Leonard: SNIPE!
Raj: One.
Leonard: Aaaa-aw!
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
