Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )

Peanut Reaction

All of the guys were at the Cheesecake Factory. Y/N was watching as Raj and Sheldon were arm wrestling while playing Tetris. There is a cacophony of cries such as "take him down" and "he's got you, Sheldon."

Penny: Hey, guys, guys, some of the other waitresses wanted me to ask you something.

Leonard: Oh, it's called trestling.

Howard: It combines the physical strength of arm wrestling with the mental agility of Tetris into the ultimate sport.

Penny: Yeah, that's terrific, but what they wanted me to ask you was to cut it the hell out. (To someone off) Right come on guys, come on. (Singing while approaching another table) Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...

Sheldon: We might as well stop, it's a stalemate. You're beating me in Tetris, but you've got the upper body strength of a Keebler Elf.

Raj: Keebler Elf? I've got your Keebler Elf right here. (Strains to push Sheldon's arm down. Tries using both hands, still with no effect.) Okay, it's a stalemate.

Y/N: Take the victory Raj knowing you beat him at Tetris.

He felt a pair of arms wrap around him. He turned and saw Missy smiling. She kissed as Howard and Raj were in a state of shock.

Y/N: You ready to go?

Missy: In a couple of minutes. I wanted to see the soon to be Birthday-boy.

Y/N: I'm fine. Can't wait to celebrate just me and you.

Missy: It's going to be so much fun. (She kissed him on the cheek before she left)

Howard: Okay, what's your secret?

Y/N: What?

Howard: Seriously I need to know. Is it money, looks, charm, your job? Because I don't know how did you pull that off?

Y/N: Magic.

Leonard: So magic has allowed not even a week after he breaks up with Leslie, his in relationship with a hotter woman. I can't wrap my head around it. 

Raj: Teach me, wise squire.

Y/N: Okay, look. She's my childhood friend and before I left Texas we broke up and now she's back. We're back together again.

Howard: Sheldon, don't you feel some way? He's dating your sister.

Sheldon: I don't mind. They're compatible, they both like each other and he already has my mother's, my late father's approval, my approval and my older brother's.

Penny appeared.

Penny: So Y/N will we be seeing you on Saturday for your free birthday cheesecake or will you be spending it with Missy?

Y/N: I'm spending it with Missy obviously.

Penny: That sounds like fun. Where you going?

Y/N: I don't know she's planning it.

Penny: What about you Leonard? Will we be seeing you on Saturday for your free birthday cheesecake?

Sheldon: He can't eat cheesecake, he's lactose intolerant.

Penny: Okay, he can have carrot cake.

Sheldon: What about the cream cheese frosting?

Penny: He can scrape it off.

Leonard: Forget about the cake, how did you know that my birthday is Saturday?

Penny: I did your horoscope, remember, I was going to do everybody's until Sheldon went on one of his typical psychotic rants.