In Shedlon's apartment, Missy was watching TV as Y/N's shoulder was still in the brace as he taught Sheldon mandarin.
Sheldon: Wo de zhing shi Sheldon.
Y/N: No, it's Wo de ming zi shi Sheldon. (He adjusted his arm brace, feeling the need to itch.)
Sheldon: No, it's Wo de ming zi shi Sheldon. (Sheldon mimicked adjusting a pretend arm brace.)
Y/N: What the hell was that?
Sheldon: I only copied what you did. I assumed as in a number of languages that the gesture was part of the phrase.
Y/N: Well it's not.
Sheldon: How am I supposed to know that? As the teacher it's your obligation to separate your personal idiosyncrasies from the subject matter.
Y/N: Idiosyncrasies? I was adjusting my arm brace. It's been there for a week now. How haven't you noticed?
Sheldon: I didn't really care.
Y/N: Gee thanks. You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Sheldon: Why?
Y/N: Once you're fluent you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
Missy snickered as Leonard and Howard both entered the apartment.
Leonard (entering): Hey!
Sheldon: Mai du lui tsa.
Howard: Why did Sheldon call us syphilitic donkeys?
Sheldon: My apologies Leonard, I'm only as good as my teacher.
Howard: Why are you still trying to teach him Mandarin? I gave up.
Y/N: Because Missy asked me too and Sheldon wouldn't leave us alone about Szechuan Palace and their Orange Chicken.
Howard: I get it. If she asked me to quit being Jewish to her boyfriend, I'd kill my Rabbi with a porkchop.
Missy (Glared): Second Strike. One more and you aren't going to like what happens.
Missy said fiercely.
Y/N: You're really lucky my arm is in this cast because I would have thrown you out of the window.
Howard hide behind Leonard in fright from the scary couple. Leonard moved out of the way.
Leonard: You're on your own. Also Sheldon if I were you, I'd be more concerned by what they're passing off as chicken.
Penny (storming in): I need to use your window.
Leonard: Oh, yeah, no, sure, go ahead.
Penny (opening window): Hey Jerkface, you forgot your iPod! (Throws it out.)
Missy: What's going on?
Penny: Oh, I'll tell you what's going on, that stupid self-centred bastard wrote about our sex life in his blog. (Out of window) Drop dead, you stupid self-centred bastard! (To Leonard) Thank you. (exit)
Sheldon: Okay, where were we?
Y/N: I refuse to teach you your a terrible student. Now I know how Mrs Ingram felt.
Sheldon: Howard, can you teach me?
Howard: Not now, I have a blog to find.
Missy: Ew.
Later on, Leonard approaches Penny's door and knocks.
Leonard: Penny, are you okay?
Penny (voice off): I'm fine, Leonard, just go away.
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
