The apartment. Leonard is sorting out Chinese food.
Leonard: Let's see, Raj was the Kung Palo Chicken.
Penny: I'm the dumplings.
Howard: Yes, you are.
Penny: Creepy, Howard.
Howard: Creepy good or creepy bad?
Missy: Creepy is never good Howard. The dumplings are Y/N's.
Leonard passes the dumpling to Missy.
Leonard: Who was the Shrimp with Lobster Sauce?
Howard: That would be me. Come to Poppa, you un-kosher delight. (To Penny and Missy) I'm not necessarily talking to the food.
Missy: Sit over there.
Howard gets up and moves next to Leonard. Sheldon and Y/N enter the apartment both carrying their work stuff, Sheldon sees Penny in his spot and said.
Sheldon: Sit over there. Baby wipe?
Penny moved over sitting next to Missy as Y/N took a seat on the floor next to Missy.
Penny: What do you have....
Leonard and Howard together: Don't! Don't! Don't!
Sheldon: I'll tell you why.
Leonard and Howard: O-o-o-oh!
Sheldon: I had to sanitize my hands because the university replaced the paper towels in the rest rooms with hot air blowers.
Penny: I thought the blowers were more sanitary?
Leonard and Howard: Why? Don't!
Sheldon: Hot air blowers are incubators and spewers of bacteria and pestilence. Frankly it would be more hygienic if they just had a plague infested gibbon sneeze my hands dry.
Sheldon: If you think that's bad he used to wear mittens when we said grace.
Raj (entering excitedly): Hey guys, I just got the most amazing new... (spots Penny and Missy) ew-ew-ew
Penny: Gosh, Raj, do you think you'll ever be able to talk in front of me without being drunk? (Shakes head.) Okay, well, I'll just, um, go eat by myself.
Leonard: Penny, you don't have to do that.
Penny: No, it's okay, between (indicates Raj) him not talking, (indicates Sheldon) him talking and... (indicates Howard) him, I'm better off alone, so, (to Raj) goodbye you poor strange little man (gives him a kiss and exits.)
Missy: Well, I'm going to head to the apartment. Y/N, I'll see you later. (She gave him a kiss before she broke it up and took two of his dumplings with a smile.) For the road.
Y/N (Smiled): Bye Missy.
Missy left.
Raj: They're so considerate.
Howard: So what's your news?
Raj: Remember that little planetary object I spotted beyond the Kuiper belt?
Leonard: Oh yeah, two zero zero eight NQ sub seventeen.
Raj: Or as I called it, Planet Bollywood. Anyway, because of my discovery, People magazine is naming me one of their thirty under-30 to watch.
Leonard and Howard together: Well, wow, that's incredible.
Sheldon: Excuse me. Thirty what, under thirty what, to watch what?
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FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
