S2.EP7 The Panty Pinata Polarization

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In Y/N and Missy's apartment, the guys were playing Klingon Boggle except Y/N who was brainstorming on his board not paying attention to his guests. Missy on the other hand was watching the guys in bewilderment.

Sheldon: Time. Alright Klingons, pencils down.

Leonard: Okay, I have pokh.

All: Have it. Got it.

Leonard: Potl.

All: Yup. Have it. Have it.

Leonard: Pukhpa.

All: Have it. Got it. Yup.

Howard: I have Chorrr.

Raj & Sheldon: Got it. Yup.

Howard: Nekhmakh.

Raj & Sheldon: Yeah. Yeah.

Howard: And Kreplach.

Raj: Hold on a second. Kreplach?

Howard: Yeah.

Y/N: That's isn't Klingon. It's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling.

He said as he wrote something down on his board.

Howard: Well, as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word.

Leonard: Really? Define it.

Howard: Kreplach, A hearty Klingon... dumpling.

Raj: Judge's ruling?

Sheldon: Bilurrrbe.

Penny (entering): Hey, Y/N, I need to use your TV.

Y/N: Sure, but what's wrong with your TV?

He said keeping his eyes focused on the board.

Penny: I don't know, it just died, I'm getting a bunch of static.

Missy: Did you pay your cable bill?

Penny: You sound just like the cable company. All right, so, shh, Tyra Banks is about to kick someone off America's Next Top Model.

Sheldon: Excuse me, Penny, but we're...

Leonard: No, no, don't tell her.

Sheldon: ...playing Klingon Boggle.

Leonard: Aw!

Howard: What do you mean, aw? Like she didn't know we were nerds?

Sheldon: All right, if you must watch, then mute it with closed captions, please.

Y/N: Penny, can watch it on any volume she wants. It's mine and Missy's apartment. So Missy want does the judge rule?

Missy: Shut up Sheldon.

Penny turned up the volume as Sheldon glared at Missy as he shook the letters in the container.

Sheldon: All right, Boggle warriors, kapla'!

Howard: Look at those women.

Leonard: They're gorgeous.

Missy looked over to Y/N whose undivided attention was still on the board as he stared at it with growing intrigue.

Y/N: Missy, I can feel you staring.

Missy: I'm curious why you aren't checking out the pretty girls?

Y/N: Not interested. I already have the prettiest one of them all.

Missy couldn't help but smile.

Sheldon: Oh! Worf, nice! Too bad that's a proper noun.

Howard: Oh, look, the's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. No, wait, that's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. With her head in the lap of, what a coincidence. It's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.

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