Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )

S2.EP10 The Vartabedian Conundrum

In the 4A apartment. Y/N, Missy and Leonard were all trying to watch TV as Stephanie was examining Sheldon's throat.

Steph: I don't see anything at all, Sheldon.

Sheldon: Well, you're the doctor, but I am constantly hearing this annoying sound.

Missy: Me, too.

Sheldon: Is it a high-frequency whistle?

Y/N: No, it's more of a relentless, narcissistic drone.

Steph: Yup, there's no inflammation at all, Sheldon.

Sheldon: Then it must be a tumour.

Steph: I Seriously doubt it.

Y/N: Maybe it's the lingering effects of Missy slapping you.

Missy: Maybe, I knocked something out of place.

Sheldon: Is that possible? Her slaps really hurt. (To Missy): You know your slaps hurt then why would you slap me?

Missy: Because your annoying. You continue to get involved in business that has no-concern of yours whether that be mine, or others and you repeatedly tell me to hurry up with the babymaking because 'Uncle Shelly wants a nephew to raise to be a genius to lead the nation.'

Stephanie (To Leonard): What?

Leonard: Trust me it's better you don't know.

Y/N changes the subject.

Y/N: I believe it's a lingering bacterial infection from all those childhood toilet swirlies.

Sheldon: Is that possible? I used to get those all the time. Even in church.

Steph: Well, you know, if it is from a swirly, there's something I can do. Okay, circle, circle, dot, dot, now you have a cootie shot! I'm going to bed

Leonard: Okay, I'll be right in.

Missy: I'm going bed too. Y/N, you coming?

Y/N: Yeah. Night guys.

Leonard: Night.

Y/N and Missy both left the apartment heading to their own apartment as Sheldon complained.

Sheldon: It's not enough that she mocks me, but that isn't even the correct procedure for a cootie shot.

Leonard: Do you understand that Stephanie's not here to treat your imaginary ailments?

Sheldon: How is it imaginary that I keep hearing an octave above Middle C? Is that imaginary? I don't think so.

Leonard: Good night.

Sheldon: Leonard, there's one more thing. Under Article One, Section Three of our Roommate Agreement, I'm calling an emergency meeting.

Leonard: No, you're not.

Sheldon: Leonard moves the meeting not occur. Is there a second? None heard, the motion fails. I'd like to begin the meeting by congratulating you on the progress in your relationship with Dr. Stephanie.

Leonard: Thank you.

Sheldon: That being said, we have to discuss the implementation of the agreed upon "cohabitation" rider which has been activated now that the two of you are living together.

Leonard: We're not living together.

Sheldon: I beg to disagree. "A girlfriend shall be deemed quote living with un-quote Leonard when she has stayed over for A, ten consecutive nights or B, more than nine nights in three week period or C: all the weekends of a given month plus three weeknights.