Seungmin X Straykids One Shots

The Ultimate Sandwich

Title - The Ultimate Sandwich
Ship - Seungmin X Hyunjin (not really, just Hyunjin being a simp)
Top - Hyunjin
Bottom - Seungmin
Au - Non idol au, Fantasy
Warnings/Tags - Lee Minho is an asshole/sandwich thief
Summary - Kim Seungmin, florist, makes the ultimate sandwich which he readies to consume, sadly though, it gets stolen by the cheeky wizard in the village before he can indulge himself in the goodness of it.
Word count - 2,370

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Half the sourdough bread, four pieces of lettuce, three thick tomato slices, six pickle pieces, two medium sized onion slices, two fried and sliced chicken sausages, precisely made special sauce consisting of mayonnaise, ketchup, hot sauce, barbecue sauce, sugar, salt, spring onions, and finally, the other, top half of the sourdough bread which was topped with sesame seeds.

Wrapping it up in foil paper and placing it in the air fryer for exactly two minutes at 120 degrees to heat it up to perfection.

There it was, a sandwich crafted from scratch, yes, bread baking included, by he himself; Kim Seungmin. The village florist who also happens bake and cook as a hobby.

He was hit by inspiratiom to make something so memorable, so awe-inspiring, so excellent he would be remembering this lunch every lunch he is to have in the near and far future. The Ultimate Sandwich.

“Ahh, I can't wait to eat you. Stuff my face full of your goodness. My lovely sandwich.” Kim sighed happily at the thought of consuming his sandwich.

“Let me just go change real quick.” He says as he places his sandwich on a plate on his kitchen counter, close to his kitchen window.

He then proceeded to happily skip out of his kitchen, heading to his bedroom.

Little did he know though, there was a person who was eerily staring at his retreating figure.

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“Ahhh! My sandwich! Where'd it go?! Nooo!” Terror, pain, more synonyms. Seungmin could hardly control himself when he returned to find his plate empty and sandwich missing.

He notices the open window, curtains swaying with the wind.

He immediately rushes to it, frantically glancing around until he saw it, his sandwich. Wrapped around the foil holding his sandwich were fingers, fingers belonging to non other than Lee Minho. A well known wizard in the village.

Although he works at the village castle as assistant head wizard, he is known for being extremely mischievous and trouble causing around the village. He is almost always full of mischief whenever he is out in the village, interacting, or rather, troubling the villagers.

“My sandwich!” He almost growls out. Rushing out of his small yet cozy hut. His sandwich being the only thing on his mind.

“You! Wizard, give me my sandwich back this instant!” He yells out.

“What, this? Why I found this fair and square cutie.” he purrs out, gripping the sandwich closer to his chest.

“Found? Fair? Cutie?!” He yells out at the infuriating wizard. “First of all, I kept MY sandwich on MY plate in MY kitchen in MY home! You did not find it, you stole it! And don't call me cutie! You do not know me, nor I you!” He shouts at the wizard, starting to feel hangry.

“Well cutie, you gotta lose some to get some. I saw this sandwich and I wanted it, so I TOOK it. Haha!” The insufferable Lee wizard cackles out maniacally.

“Wah… look you crazy wizard, give me back my sandwich. I don't care if you work with the king of the whole continent much less of this village, I want my sandwich back! Now!” The florist spits back, not so dainty like his flowers anymore.