Alice in a Twisted Wonderland (BL 18+ Completed)

Chapter Sixteen: Boa in Heaven

Warning ⚠️ Reverse-gay

Finally, Erin gently woke up in Wonderland, looking up to see—in his words, the most handsome man he's ever met. He is laying on this man's huge biceps while the King sleeps against a pillow. A gentle King, an adorable socially awkward magician with blonde hair and red eyes, only that it's closed right now. Erin wants to sit up and kiss him in his sleep, but Ace opened his eyes and prevented him from doing so.

"Mmmnn... Erin..."  he mumbles half asleep, but would rather not close his eyes to this sight. And oh dear lord, his voice is so deep and groggy after being asleep that Erin bit his lip trying to stop himself from jumping this man's bones. "Oh... we stayed in bed all day yesterday. Do you feel better... ?"

Erin smiled softly, "I feel wonderful."

"How are you in your world?"

Erin stretched in Ace's arms, "Well, I got kissed again by your counterpart."

"Please stab him for me."

"I tried," Erin grumbles, before smiling up at the King with a puppy look. "But he's so cute and handsome, and blonde, and tall..."

"You look like you were sprinkled with chocolate chips..." Ace bitterly mutters, making Erin gasp for making fun of his moles.

"You like kissing them, don't diss them now."

"You let the other guy kiss you," Ace huffs.

"Eh—?!" Is he fucking jealous—

"THE KING IS MISSING!" Knight barged into the room in a panic, rushing to open the curtains as he always had. "ERIN, THAT IDIOT ACE IS MISSING FROM HIS BED I'M GOING TO TEAR MY OWN DÍCK OFF—"

"I know you miss me Knight, but no need to disturb the boy..." Ace stretched nonchalantly while I sat up with wide eyes, covering my naked body with the thick duvet. Knight also froze seeing us in bed together, and I've never seen this one-eyed man look so shocked before.

"M-my lord..." he struggled to speak at the sight of us together, but he sucked in a ton of oxygen and calmly states, "His majesty, if I may ask politely... what the actual FÙCK did you do?"

"Erin was upset yesterday, I was just comforting him..." This man casually took off the duvet to get off the bed, casually walking across the room while casually naked and casually drinking water near Knight, who was casually just standing there not minding a naked King. Well, they were childhood friends, but Erin was still horrified.

"THIS is your idea of comforting?!" Knight took his sword and slams it against Ace's butt, making the King spit out his drink. "I'd rather you shovel a banana into his mouth than your díck—!"

"WE DIDN'T HAVE SÉX!" Erin squeaked from the bed, pulling the duvet up to cover half his face because he's really embarrassed right now. Like a miniature siren he cries, "Ace pleaaaaaase put on cloooooooothes... I'mabouttokillmyself..."

"Ace sleeps naked and does this whenever I go into his room to wake him up, it's not new," Knight crosses his arms, before going back to scolding his King. "What did you exactly do?"

"Kiss."

"The boy is naked."

"Kiss without clothes." Ace rolls his eyes at Knight, still stark naked and it's making Erin bury himself under that duvet. "Knight I swear, I was just trying to comfort him."

"As if you know how to comfort people," Knight argues with his naked King.

"He asked for it."

"I doubt that, he's crying!"