The apartment. The guys except Y/N are studying a complex chart on the whiteboard.
Leonard: Hmmm.
Sheldon: The problem appears to be unsolvable.
Raj: Maybe you could run some computer simulations.
Howard: There are too many variables. It would take forever.
Leonard: We've got to be missing something. Let's start again. The movie is playing here at 7:20, here at 7:40, here at 8:10 and here at 8:45.
Sheldon gets up and crosses two films off the board.
Sheldon: Right, these theaters have to be eliminated.
Leonard: Why? They're state-of-the-art digital projection, 20-channel surround sound.
Sheldon: Yes, but they have no Icee machines. Despite my aggressive letter-writing campaign, I might add.
Raj: What about the multiplex here? The seats are terrific.
Sheldon: They have Twizzlers instead of Red Vines. No amount of lumbar support can compensate for that.
Leonard: Well, it's gonna take at least an hour to eat, and I don't see a Sheldon-approved restaurant proximate to a Sheldon-approved theatre.
Raj: We could eat after the movie.
Sheldon: Unacceptable, the delay would result in tomorrow morning's bowel movement occurring at work.
Raj: Hang on, hang on. There's a 7-Eleven here. We smuggle Slurpies, which are essentially Icees, in under our coats, after having a pleasant meal either here, here or here.
He pointed at the Sheldon-approved restaurant closest to the Sheldon-approved theatre.
Howard: Wow. I don't see how we missed that.
Sheldon: Excuse me, in what universe are Slurpies Icees?
Raj: That's how we missed it.
Leonard: Sheldon, would you be prepared, on a non-precedential basis, to create an emergency ad-hoc Slurpie-Icee equivalency?
Sheldon: Oh, Leonard, you know I can't do that.
Howard: Okay, I guess we only have one option.
Raj: Yep, I don't see any way around it.
Leonard: Bye, Sheldon.
Howard: See ya.
Raj: Later, dude.
Sheldon looked baffled by this before he looked at the board and admitted.
Sheldon: They're right, it was the only option.
Later on Missy was on the phone as she walked up the stairway carrying a laundry basket.
Missy: Yes Mom. Me and Y/N are both fine. Sheldon is..., well he's Sheldon.
Missy goes to open the door as Penny comes running upstairs.
Missy: I'm going to have to call you back.
Missy hung up the phone as Penny pushed past her and into the apartment.
Penny: Close the door.
Missy: But-
Penny: Just close the door.
Missy entered and closed the door behind her.
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
