The apartment. The guys are playing Rock Band. Sheldon is on guitar, Howard drums and Raj singing. They are performing the Red Hot Chili Peppers "Under the Bridge". As Raj gets into the song, Penny enters and his singing turns into a squawk.
Penny: Fellas, please.
Howard: Penny, come on, we were just finding our sound.
Penny: You found it. It's the sound of a cat being run over by a lawn mower.
Leonard (entering on the phone): I'm really very busy. Is there any way that we can put this off until I have more time to prepare? Of course. But, uh, you understand my trepidation.
Penny: What's that about?
Howard: Not a clue.
Leonard: Can't we just postpone it till the spring? Maybe next summer?
Sheldon: This should be fairly easy to deduce. He's holding the phone to his left ear. Ears do not cross hemispheres, so he's using the analytical rather than the emotional side of the brain, suggesting that he has no personal relationship with the caller.
Leonard: No, I didn't realize it had been so long. Sure, I guess there's no other choice but to just go ahead and do it.
Sheldon: He's referring to an activity he has done before. It's unpleasant and needs to be repeated. This suggests some sort of invasive medical test, like perhaps a colonoscopy.
Leonard: Aren't there any other options? There's not a lot of room, it's gonna be uncomfortable.
Sheldon: Yes, yes. Yeah, I'm definitely going with colonoscopy.
Leonard: Okay, bye. My mother's coming to visit.
Howard: How about that, you were right.
In Y/N's apartment. Missy was watching TV when Y/N entered on the phone.
Y/N: Do you really have to come? I'm really busy. I know it's been years, I know that I would said I would do it a two months ago but I kind of forgetten about. I know I have an eidetic memory but it caught me by surprise. I know you will be here for two days. Guess I have no other choice.
Missy: What's going on?
Y/N: My grandmother is coming to visit. I recommened you stay at Penny's for the next few days.
Missy: Why?
Y/N: How do I put this gently? Um, she's an obnoxious arsehole, I don't want her knowing anymore about my life. If you think Sheldon's bad, you haven't seen anything yet.
Missy: I'll stay at Penny's.
The lobby. Penny finds two women studying the lift.
Penny: It's out of order.
Woman: Yes, we can read the sign, we're just pondering the implications.
Penny: I think it implies that the elevator doesn't work.
Woman: Again, I can read the sign. But the sign and the tape are covered with a layer of dust, which indicates that the elevator has been non-functional for a significant amount of time. Which suggests either a remarkable passivity among the, I assume, 24 to 36 residents of this building based on the number of mailboxes and given typical urban population density or a shared delusion of functionality.
Penny: You must be Leonard's mother.
Leonard's Mother: Oh, I don't know if I must be, but yes.
Penny: Uh, I'm Penny. I'm his neighbour.
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
