The Apartment
Y/N: Okay, Raj, hand me the number six torque screwdriver.
Sheldon: Stop. We can't do this, it's not right.
Raj: Sheldon, you have two choices. Either you let him put a bigger hard drive in the TiVo, or you delete stuff before we go out of town.
Sheldon: But once you open the box, you've voided the warranty. The warranty is a sacred covenant we've entered into with the manufacturer. He offers to stand by his equipment, and we in return agree not to violate the integrity of the internal hardware. This little orange sticker is all that stands between us and anarchy.
Y/N: Okay, then we won't touch the hard drive. We'll just erase the first season of Battlestar.
Sheldon (ripping off sticker): There. We're outlaws.
Penny (entering with a pink suitcase): Here you go, Leonard. Is this going to be big enough?
Leonard: It's perfect.
Howard: For taking daffodils to your unicorn.
Leonard: It's just for my notebooks. Thanks, Penny.
Penny: Oh, I love San Francisco. I wish I was going with you.
Sheldon: I understand your envy. This is a can't-miss symposium. There are going to be discussions on bioorganic cellular computer devices, the advancements in multi-threaded task completion, plus a roundtable on the nonequilibrium Green's function approach to the photoionization process in atoms.
Penny: When I go, I usually just get hammered and ride the cable cars.
Missy: Really, I've never been.
Y/N: You can come if you want. I don't mind covering for you.
Missy: Nah I'm fine, I'm going to spend the weekend with my girl.
Leonard: Are you sure, this conference is kind of a big thing? The keynote address is being delivered by George Smoot.
Penny: Oh, my God, George Smoot?
Leonard: You've heard of him?
Y/N: Leonard's she's being facetious.
Leonard: Oh. That makes sense he's isn't really that well-known.
Sheldon: Au contraire. George Smoot is a Nobel Prize-winning physicist, one of the great minds of our time. His work in black body form and anisotropy of the cosmic microwave background radiation cemented our understanding of the origin of the universe.
Penny: It's kind of a funny name, though, Smoot.
Missy: I know right, Smoot. Smoot.
Sheldon: It's like talking to chimps.
Y/N: Hey, watch it!
Penny: Okay, now that I've been completely insulted, have a good flight.
Sheldon: We're not flying, we're taking the train.
Penny: Oh, cool.
Howard: Yeah, cool. Seven times as long as flying, and costs almost twice as much.
Penny: Well, then why are you doing it?
Y/N: Well, we had a vote. Those three voted for airplane, Sheldon and I voted for train, so we're taking the train.
Missy: So why are you guys going with them?
Leonard: We were afraid that Y/N would throw Sheldon off the train. So we're all taking the train.
Sheldon: Don't say it like that, Leonard, say it like: we're taking the train!
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FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
