S3.EP1 The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

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The opening shows some scenes from the final episode of the previous season, finishing with Missy and Y/N getting engaged.

Three Months Later.

In the Lobby with the guys arriving home from the North Pole. All have long hair and bushy beards except Sheldon, whose hair is slightly longer, and who has a goatee.

Leonard: Oh, thank God we're home.

Howard: I can't believe we spent three months in that frozen hell.

Raj: It was like a snowy nightmare from which there was no awakening.

Sheldon: I don't know what Arctic expedition you guys were on, but I thought it was a hoot and a half.

The 4A apartment door. Sheldon is on the phone.

Sheldon: Oh, hi mom. No, I told you I'd call you when I got home, I'm not home yet. (Walks through the door) Alright, I'm home. The Arctic expedition was a remarkable success, I'm all but certain there's a Nobel Prize in my future. Actually, I shouldn't say that. I'm entirely certain. No, Mother, I haven't spoken to Missy and Y/N, we just got home. Okay, Mother I will speak to them in a moment. No, I could not feel your church group praying for my safety. The fact that I'm home safe is not proof that it worked, that logic is Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc. No, I'm not sassing you in Eskimo talk.

Leonard: I'm going to go let Penny know we're back.

Sheldon: Mother, I have to go. Yeah, love you. Bye. (To his spot) Hello, old friend. (Sits) Daddy's home.

Outside Penny's door.

Penny: Leonard, you're back.

Leonard: Yeah, I just stopped by to say... (she grabs him and kisses him) Yeah, so, hi!

Penny: Hi! (They stumble, kissing, into her apartment and slam the door shut)

Howard: Dammit, I should have gone over and told her we were back.

Raj: Yeah, it was first come, first served.

Y/N then exits his apartment with Missy.

Y/N: Guys, your back.

Y/N hugged both of them.

Y/N: I missed you two. Where's the rest of you? Don't tell me Leonard killed Sheldon. No, wait I want to know everything, tell me all the details.

Missy slapped his shoulder.

Missy: You can't say that. (Missy hugged Raj and then Howard.) He's going to be your brother soon.

Y/N: Brother-in-Law. As far as I'm concerned we're not actually brothers.

Howard: What do you mean brother-in-law?

Raj whispered into Howard's ear.

Howard: They're not getting married. They would have told us so.

Missy: Do you want to tell them or should I?

Y/N: Together, I guess.

Y/N and Missy: We're engaged.

Y/N and Missy both show their engagement rings. Y/N is a simple white gold ring whereas Missy's was a more expensive diamond hidden halo in 2ct yellow gold ring.

Howard: That's amazing.

Raj clapped his hands before inspecting Missy's ring and giving Y/N a thumbs up.

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