Transformers: Eradication

Part 19: The Mexico Massacre

n Cybertron Shockwave and Shockblast are discussing the state of affairs about their prisoners and experiments.

Shockwave: "Status report on our experiments."

Shock: "All locked up, including a new one."

Shockwave: "A new one?"

Shock: "Yes a deserter who is now an instrument of my own design. I've taken the liberty of observing these animal species on Earth and decided a bat would be a fitting punishment."

Shockwave: "Their use of echolocation is fascinating indeed."

Shock: "Yes, I shall attempt to mimic this ability on the subject."

Shockwave: "And what on about our other Decepticon prisoners?"

Shock: "The Insecticons are still well secured. However Kickback is growing increasingly difficult to handle."

Kickback: (in the background) "Smear your chocolate doo doo on my face!"

Shockwave: "How charming."

Shock: "We should continue working. Megatron wants the invasion to be perfect once all countries are conquered."

Shockwave: "Yes we should get to that. We don't want Optimus Prime to break free. He must see his adopted world in ruins."

The Insecticons overheard the conversation thanks to their super hearing and are now trying to hatch a plan.

Bomb: "Optimus Prime and other Autobots are here? We must act soon."

Shrapnel: "How? We're stuck stuck."

Bomb: "I feel like fate shall give us a fair hand in the near future. Call it a feeling in my processor."

Kickback: "Speaking of feelings....."

Shrapnel: "We are so not talking dirty to you. We know better."

Kickback: (weird) "I'm a dirty little wiener dog."

Shrapnel: "We should focus on getting out of here. I'll be calling the shots when we're out out."

Kickback: "Well while you do that I'm going to take these screws I just found and promptly shove them right up my an-"

Bomb: "We've heard enough."

Shrapnel: "You said it."

Megatron is currently assigning his men the groups and continents that they will be conquering.

Megatron: "You're grouped as followed: Oil Slick and the Dreads are going to pay Mexico a visit."

Oil: "Why must I embark on such a fruitless task? I have work to do."

Megatron: "You have your Cosmic Rust ready correct?"

Oil: "Yes."

Megatron: "Then why not test your newest version on the inhabitants of this planet for your studies?"

Oil: -sigh- "Very well."

Crank: "It shall be done my lord."

Megatron: "Thundercracker, you and the Coneheads will be talking South America by storm."

Thunder: "Hold the damn phone here. Why am I going with these queers?"

Ramjet: "Care to rephrase that?"

Thunder: "No."

Megatron: "While I would normally pair you up with your delinquent partner Astrotrain, he has greatly disappointed me."

Astro: "What the heck did I do?"

Megatron: "You retreated when we fought the giant."

Astro: "Oh come on he was huge!"

Megatron: "As punishment you guard the spacebridge with the Skywarp clone."

Both: "Gay!"

Megatron: "I want all of Soundwave's minions excluding Buzzsaw to take on Canada."

Ratbat: "Oh how fun!"

Overkill: "More action eh? Right up my alley."

Megatron: "Splicer and Waspinator will travel to Europe and China to subjugate them to my will."

Splicer: "That's one of my favorite things to do! Can Frenzy come with? I feel like it's a three man job."

Megatron: "Very well then."

Frenzy: "Really? Thanks man?"

Megatron: "The Constructicons will decimate the middle east."

Mix: "We're pleased as punch to have this mission!"

Scrapper: "You seriously did not just say pleased as punch."

High: "Oh yes he did."

Megatron: "Soundwave, Buzzsaw, and myself will take the capital. What better way than to make their leaders bow before me."

Buzzsaw: "To take part in a special mission in your presence is the greatest honor that anyone can ever achieve. I am most grateful my lord."

Megatron takes off his cloak to show that his head is fully repaired, and he beckons all of his followers to the ground bridges to be deployed. Skywarp's clone and Astrotrain are sent to guard the spacebridge, which is located on the far stretches of Australia. Everyone has left the base except for the constantly working Skywarp, and the Constructicons, who seem to be missing a member.

Mix: (scratching his chin) "I feel like we're missing someone, I can't quite put my finger on it."

Scrapper uses his one good hand to give himself a facepalm.

Mix: "Hightower, are you missing?"

High: "How can I be gone if I'm right here?"

Mix: (sassy) "You tell me!"

Scrapper: "Overload is the one that's missing you idiot!"

Mix: "That's what he wants you to think and then poof! There he is!"