Transformers: Eradication

Part 22: The Minions Race to Canada

On the island Starscream is still waiting for the Red Energon to finish up from it's melting process. So far it's only half way through completion. The Seeker's patience is running low.

(frustrated) "How can this be taking this long to complete? Curse technology and its inability to function in a speedy manner!"

Starscream goes to the shore and watches the sun rise. He takes a break from his anger and just looks calm. He stares at his reflection and has an inner struggle begin as he talks to himself.

"What's the point of even trying anymore? Every attempt I have just ends in failure. No amount of justice in the world can save what they've done. What am I saying? That last time was a success. That idiot Soundwave just had to bring him back with that accursed Dark Energon. It's all just circumstance. Circumstances that I always fall victim to! Why must fate always deal me such a terrible hand? My life was going great, I had a bright future, and glory. But they took it all away from me. I've lost too much to give up now. But why keep going? It's a suicide mission and I know it. But what's the point of going this far if I give up now? I'm not dying here, and Megatron will be buried here if it's the last thing I do. I will get my revenge for having my life being torn apart by the seams. And when I'm done with Megatron, I'm coming for you Optimus Prime. I have a special hell in store for you."

Canada, it's just about three things in that country. Hockey, curling, and a leaf flag. The eight minions are headed to the capital, with Beastbox of all people leading the charge. The ape is holding a compass in his hand. Something doesn't seem to be right with the direction that they're going, which is pointed out by Overkill.

Overkill: "I feel like we're going in circles."

Ratbat: "As do I."

Laser: -caw- (It was supposed to be ten kilometers East correct?)

Beastbox: "East? I thought you said weast!"

Rumble grabs the compass out of Beastbox's hands to see what he's going on about.

Rumble: "That's West, Beastbox."

Slugfest: "Moron!"

Ravage: -growls- (Funny coming from the dumbest one here!)

Slugfest: "Hey!"

Ratbat: "Now now, let's not get into a fight over a small setback."

Squawk: "Small? We've been going the wrong way for an hour!"

Ratbat: "Then we simply turn around."

Overkill: "Ever the optimist aren't you Ratbat?"

Ratbat: "I simply see the big picture. Beastbox's miscalculation merely delayed the inevitable."

Overkill: "I'm sure news of the invasion has hit everywhere by now. Canada might have already fortified their defenses and we may not be able to complete our mission!"

Ratbat: "Ye of little faith."

Laser: -squawks- (There is no fortress too mighty or any security system to advanced that we can't overcome.)

Overkill: "Forgive me for doubting the competence of some of our teammates."

Squawk: "Good thing we're one of the competent ones, eh Beastbox?"

Beastbox: (picking his nose) "Uhhhhhhh, I'm sorry did you say something?"

Overkill: "My points exactly. We're wasting time. Do you factor that into your big picture?"

Ratbat: "Long story short you're not in it!"

Overkill: "It times like these that make me realize why I'm the most fit to lead!"

Rumble: (scoffing) "You couldn't lead us out of a paper bag!"

Overkill: "Care to put that to a test?"

Ratbat: "Actually yes. Who is up for some friendly competition?"

Slugfest: "Me!"

Squawk: "If it's an all you can eat buffet then me and Beastbox will wipe the floor with you guys!"

Ratbat: "No no, it's something more fun."

Beastbox: "I doubt that."

Ratbat: "What we're doing is a race to the headquarters. We will be going in teams of two. Whoever can do the most effective way of breaching the human's defenses and reaching the goal will win the prize."

Rumble: "What's the prize?"

Slugfest: "Is it a tuba?"

Ravage -snarls- (A new weapon?)

Beast and Squawk: "Unlimited supply of muffins?????"

Ratbat: "None of the above. The winning team will have the honor of taking full credit for the success of this mission. What could be a better prize than having Megatron's praise?"

Squawk: "Obviously the muffins."

Overkill: "I can't wait to tell Megatron of my success and slaughter of all who opposed me.'"

Slugfest: (snooty) "Ahem!"

Overkill: "I mean our success."

Beastbox: "Do we really have to kill people?"

Squawk: "Yeah killing isn't our thing."

Rumble: "I like pounding people, but that goes too far for me."

Laser: -caw- (I only kill if the end justifies the mean.)

Ravage: -woof- (Agreed)

Overkill: "I like tearing my enemies apart, and seeing the blood soak the streets."

Slugfest: "I love it when when they scream for help and it never comes! And if they do, well you know the rest."

Ratbat: "I find enjoyment in watching others suffer, it helps me sleep at night."

Rumble: "That's.... nice."

Ratbat: "But then again this isn't a killing contest. It's a simple pairing race. The rules are there are no rules. Feel free to sabotage and impede the other team's progress as you would like. So let's get into pairs shall we?"

Overkill: "Slugfest and I shall pair up."

Ratbat: "As expected."

Laser: -caw- (Ravage and I shall go together.)

Squawk: "Well you know they say. If you got a good thing going then why stop it? Beastbox and I are obviously pairing up."

Beastbox: "Awww, I wanted Laserbeak. (gets smacked) OW!"

Rumble looks around for a partner and realizes that he has only one option left.

Ratbat: "Looks like it's you and me Rumble."

Rumble: "...Yay."

Ratbat: "It's all good. I don't bite.... much."

Rumble: "Can we just get this started?"

Ratbat: "Yes of course. I've marked the goal on everyone's radar. We'll split off into four paths equidistant to the goal. When you feel the ground shaking from Rumble's quakes that will be the signal."

Overkill: "How do we know you won't keep us waiting and win yourself?"

Ratbat: "What's the point of a competition if there is nobody to oppose you?"

Overkill: "Fair point."

Ratbat: "First one to take the flag wins. Best of luck, not that you'll need it once Rumble and I claim it!"

Laser: -chirps- (It's on!)

The four pairs travel to their respective designated locations and wait for the signal. Exactly ten minutes on the dot the quakes from Rumble's piledrivers are felt, and thus the race to the finish begins. All the teams bar Slugfest and Overkill have set plans in motion to sabotage the other teams. Slugfest and Overkill believe their might will overcome any obstacle. The focus goes to them walking along the path towards the stronghold.

Slugfest: "This is nice."

Overkill: "For now at least."

Slugfest: "So uh, how are we going to beat them to it?"

Overkill: "I know we won't be the first ones there. We're both far too slow. We can however beat them down when the time comes. We're both much stronger than the rest of the gang."

Slugfest: "And smarter too!"

Overkill: "I hate to say it but you're dumber than Beastbox."

Slugfest: "You take that back!"

Overkill: "You can't even count to two."

Slugfest: "Of course I can!"

Overkill (transforming into robot mode) "Then demonstrate."

Slugfest: "One........uhhhhhhhh."

Overkill crosses his arms.

Slugfest: "Uhhhhhhh."

Slugfest's stegosaurus mouth starts drooling.

Slugfest: "Uhhhhhh... George Washington!"

Overkill: "That's not even a number."

Slugfest: "Liar!"

Overkill: "Come, we have to find an opportune moment to strike. We'll be ready for anything."

Little did they know that Beastbox and Squawktalk were hiding behind the bushes spying on them. The two jump out to discuss their plan.

Squawk: "Ha! Those oafs don't stand a chance against us!"

Beastbox: "Yeah! So what are we going to do?"

Squawk: "As little as possible."

Beastbox: "Oh?"

Squawk: "Slugfest and Overkill are obviously going to bust the door open and take the heat while Laserbeak and Ravage go behind the scenes and over analyze everything. Ratbat and Rumble will no doubt want to take advantage of that. So we let them take all the heat, and when they're not looking we swoop in and grab the flag!"

Beastbox: "I like that plan!"

Squawk: "Between your muscle and my brains what else could we possibly need?"

Beastbox: "A guy with brains and muscle."

Squawk: "Good point. Oh well we can combine if the going gets tough."

Beastbox: "How surprised do you think Megatron will be when we win?"

Squawk: "Very surprised. Oh you know what kind of food we should invent? Salad made of bacon."

Beastbox: "Or crab stuffed pizza."

Squawk: "I'm drooling. Victory here we come!"

Little did Beastbox and Squawktalk know that Ravage and Laserbeak were watching them watch Slugfest and Overkill. Laserbeak has his neck wrapped around a tree to watch them, and Ravage turns off his cloaking device.

Ravage: -roars sadly- (They said I over analyze everything)

Laser: -caw- (It's ok my friend)

Ravage: -roar- (Now my body and soul are full of holes)

Laser: -caw- (We'll show the that over analyzation produces the best results)

Ravage: - roar- (We'll sneak in completely undetected. That'll show them why we're on top!)

The two race off to victory, but little did they know that Ratbat and Rumble were watching them watching Beastbox and Squawktalk watching Slugfest and Overkill. Ratbat was using his trademark origami technique as a paper clip sized piece next to Ravage. Rumble was hiding on the very top of the tree Laserbeak was hiding in. He falls face first to the ground as Ratbat reforms.

Ratbat: "Very interesting indeed. I told you this plan would work."

Rumble: "Yeah now we're ahead of the game. We got this in the bag!"

Ratbat: "An upper hand is never a good reason to claim victory. It is never assured unless it follows through. Unless we have all of the odds stacked against everyone then we can feel comfortable. We know only their initial plans. Who knows if anyone has changed their minds. We must be vigilant."

Rumble: "I get ya. Think even more outside the box."

Ratbat: "Exactly."

Rumble: "Well Overkill is too headstrong so he'll probably keep his plan."

Ratbat: "And I lack faith in Beastbox and Squawktalk, but it would be best to take care of them first just in case."

Rumble: "So Laserbeak and Ravage are our focus?"

Ratbat: "Yes. Let's begin."

The sabotaging of all the teams begin. First on the list is Beastbox and Squawktalk, talking about tea and Canada's flag as they walk through the forest path.

Squawk: "Who would make the symbol of their flag a leaf. I don't get it."

Beastbox: "Me neither. I don't get tea either."

Squawk: "It's just hot leaf juice."

Beastbox: "Look, a free lemonade stand!"

About twenty feet away from them is a lemonade stand. Laserbeak and Ravage are hilariously disguised as 19th century Englishmen with tophats and monocles. They even have their animal noises with a slight British accent.

Laser- British caw- (Step right up my good sirs. You look you're quite famished)

Squawk: "Oh yeah, I see you got some lemonade there."

Ravage: -British roar- (Cheerio lads, it's all for free. We had so much extra we didn't know what to do with it all. Drink away!)

Beastbox: "You don't have to tell me twice!"

Beastbox and Squawk jam down the entire two barrels. Squawktalk does some weird gurgling in his mouth while Beastbox take it down in one gulp. Laserbeak and Ravage are in shock on just how glutenous their two friends are. The two finish drinking and say their goodbyes.

Squawk: "Well that was great, but we have a goal to get too. Bye!"

After the two leave Laserbeak and Ravage take off their clothes and gloat over their success.

-roar- (Idiots)

-squawk- (The old Englishman disguise never fails. Tell me, where did you get all that lemonade?)

-sly roar- (Who said it was lemonade?)

-caw- (You prankster you. But how does this help us?)

-roar- (The urine was laced with a knockout toxin that is so strong not even Beastbox can resist. They'll be out for an hour, plenty of time for us to take the victory)

-caw- (Then let's make haste)

Meanwhile Slugfest and Overkill and walking along the path when they see a barricade of logs in their way.

Slugfest: "We're blocked!"

Overkill: "I appears that someone is trying to block us. No matter, We'll just barge through!"

Slugfest and Overkill charge the barricade, breaking through with little effort. It turns out that Ratbat and Rumble were behind the plan. Ratbat seemed to have taken the two of them for granted.

Rumble: "Well they tore that apart."

Ratbat: "That they did. Rumble, create an earthquake that will separate the ground in front of them."

Rumble: "Time to shake, bake, and quake!"

Rumble piledrivers cause an earthquake that starts separating the ground in front of Slugfest and Overkill. It doesn't seem like they're going to make it. That's when Overkill comes up with an idea.

Overkill: "Get on your belly and grab hold of the two sides, hurry!"

Slugfest grabs both sides of the ground, trying to prevent them from separating. Overkill uses Slugfest like a bridge to walk over, and when he gets to the other side Slugfest loses his grip and starts falling in the pit. Overkill grabs him at the last moment and helps him up.

Overkill: "You will pay for your meddling Ratbat, I can guarantee that!"

Ratbat: "We have to play it smarter from now on. Come Rumble, let's go."

Meanwhile Squawktalk and Beastbox are walking along when Squawktalk laughs.

Squawk: "Did they really think they could trick me with that urine?"

Beastbox: "What?"

Squawk: "That lemonade had some odd smell, so I poked a hole in my cup with my talon when they weren't looking. Then I made some gurgles to make it look like I was drinking. What about you?"

Beastbox: "I took it down like a champ."

Squawk: -facepalm- "You moron! You don't know what that does!"

Beastbox: "Don't worry bro, I'm fine. Wait... when did you have two clones?"

Squawk: "Huh?"

Beastbox feels dizzy, and gets rendered unconscious. He falls on Squawktalk, squishing him.

Squawk: (muffled) "You gotta be kidding me!"

Meanwhile Ravage and Laserbeak are running and flying fast along the trail. It seems like they're in the lead. That's when a wall of flame scorches the tip of Laserbeak's wing, making him crash. It was Overkill.

Ravage: -growls- (Overkill! But if you're here, where's Slugfest?)

Slugfest: "Right here!"

Slugfest rams into Ravage, knocking him into a tree and renders him unconscious. The two dinosaurs run off to gloat in victory. While this is happening, Squawktalk finally frees himself and starts slapping Beastbox in an attempt to wake him up. It's clearly not working. Squawktalk has one last trick up his sleeve. He whispers the words that he fears the most. "They took all the food from us." Beastbox wakes up violently, screaming in terror.

Beastbox: "I had the worst nightmare that all the food was gone!"

Squawk: "Laserbeak and Ravage have gone too far this time. They took advantage of our food addiction. We must win this no matter what. Transform and let's go!"

Beastbox and Squawktalk transform into their vehicle modes and speed off. Meanwhile Slugfest and Overkill are running wildly until a they run into a barrier that traps them. Ratbat and Rumble have finally found success in stopping their rivals.

Overkill: "You're pushing the envelope Ratbat. We'll get you for this."

Ratbat: "I highly doubt that. Farewell friends."

Rumble transforms into his car for and Ratbat perches on top of him.

Rumble: "So will that really hold them?"

Ratbat: "Not for long, which is why we must hurry."

Two minutes later there are some spikes laid out that Rumble drives over, blowing out his tires and making him crash. Ratbat flies up to see the culprit, but he he turns around to see a giant log tied together by rope to hit him in the face and trap him in a cage. It was Ravage and Laserbeak who were responsible.

Ratbat: (impressed) "Your ingenuity is remarkable my friends."

Ravage -roar- (Thank you. Now if you'll excuse us we have a race to win!)

Ravage and Laserbeak are now in the lead, but five minutes later they hear a cry for help. They find Beastbox writhing in pain and Squawktalk panicking.

Laser: -caw- (What's going on? And why are you not aslee- nevermind)

Squawk: "He's having a spark attack! It's all that food he digested!"

Ravage -roar- (What did he have?)

Beastbox: (weakly) "A chicken... some roast beef... a pizza."

Squawk: "He means what you had today."

Beastbox: "A chicken, some roast beef, a pizza."

Ravage- pity roar- (You glutenous pile of scrap metal)

Laserbeak and Ravage begin to try to save Beastbox. It turns out it was a trick. Beastbox grabs them both by the neck and plants them in the ground.

Squawk: "That's for tricking us with food!"

The two run off leaving Ravage and Laserbeak stuck. A single tear drops from Ravage's eye.

Ravage -sadly moans- (They took advantage of my sweet nature. I can never trust again)

Laser- squawk- (You're not the only one who was fooled. Let's get out of here!)

Beastbox and Squawktalk are now in the lead, enjoying the victory they achieved.

Squawktalk: "We got it made! It's just ten kilometers away!"

Overkill: "Thanks for the tip!"

Slugfest and Overkill trample the duo into the ground, taking the lead from them.

Overkill: "And that's how it's done."

Laserbeak and Ravage catch up to them and start shooting at Slugfest and Overkill. Their missiles eventually catch up to them and incapacitate the pair. Ravage and Laserbeak now are in the lead, but that's when Ratbat and Rumble catch up to them.

Laser: -caw- (Ratbat!)

Rumble: "I'm here too you know!"

Ratbat: "Well now, what fun little party this has been. Now if you'll excuse us I'll be stopping you now."

Ratbat tosses some round device that starts flaring up.

Ravage: -panicked roar- "EMP grenade!"

The EMP goes off and now Laserbeak and Ravage are both temporarily paralyzed. Ratbat and Rumble take the lead back, and five minutes later Ratbat accidentally flies into an net set by Squawktalk. Rumble has his guns pointed at Squawktalk.

Rumble: "Alright Tweety, where's Grapeape?"

Beastbox thumps Rumble on the head, knocking him out.

Ratbat: "Not bad, but you do know this means I'm getting you back for this."

Beastbox: "Good luck with that!"

Beastbox and Squawktalk once again take the lead, but Ratbat and Rumble aren't finished just yet. Ratbat frees himself from the net and revives Rumble with his bad breath, making him freak out.

Rumble: "You're so creepy!"

Ratbat: "It comes with the job description. Let's go!"

Rumble's quakes make Beastbox and Squawktalk fall into a pit, which make them lose their lead. Ratbat sees the faint outline of the base in the distance. They try to move forward, but someone knocks a tree that falls on top of Ratbat. Another one goes at Rumble, he shoots part of it away but the other half traps his legs. It was Slugfest and Overkill who knocked them over.

Overkill: "I told you we would have justice, now if you excuse me we're claiming victory!"

Slugfest and Overkill are just a mere two kilometers away. Everything seems to be going great until they spot a sign in their way. It reads "Sop".

Slugfest: "They're telling us to sop."

Overkill: "How stupid do they think we are?"

Slugfest and Overkill walk past the sign. They were unaware with a pile of leaves concealing a pit that they fall into. Lo and behold Beastbox and Squawktalk were behind the plot.

Squawk: "Pretty stupid!"

Now they take the lead, now they're just a kilometer away when Ravage and Laserbeak return and speed past them. Ratbat flies by them with Rumble in his flying saucer mode. Now they have taken the lead as it becomes a three way race to the finish. Slugfest and Overkill are still trapped in the pit. But things change when the Decepticon armada shows up and starts shooting up the building, much to Ratbat's anger.

Ratbat: -hissing- "They're ruining everything!"

While the three teams hurry to the buildings Overkill notices one of the ships going by. He uses his fire breath as a signal to get the pilot's attention. The ship lands and the Decepticons help the two out of the pit. Then Overkill kills most of the crew, with just the pilot remaining.

Pilot: "You didn't have to kill my men, I would take you wherever you asked anyway!"

Overkill: "I know -grins- but my way is more fun."

Ratbat and Rumble are the first to arrive to the base. But they still need to retrieve the flag. Ratbat starts flying up, but someone shoots at him to stop. Laserbeak and Ravage are here to stop them.

Ratbat: "So nice to the best of the best is here!"

Beastbox and Squawktalk arrive as well, albeit panting heavily.

Squawk: "Don't forget us!"

Rumble: "Aw geez. Can't you guys just lay off?"

Ravage: -roar- "Never!"

Ratbat? "Wait, is that ship on fire?"

Rumble: "It's coming towards us!"

A spaceship crash lands in the middle of the area, and the others only barely dodge it. Out of the wreckage comes Slugfest and Overkill.

Overkill: "Did you really think victory would be handed to you on a silver platter?"

Rumble: "Yes actually."

Overkill: "Well you're wrong."

Ratbat: "I underestimated your tenacity Overkill. That won't happen again."

Overkill: "I highly doubt that."

Rumble: "So this is it huh? What do we do now?"

Ratbat: "The only thing we can do. A battle, and whoever can claim the flag will be the winner."

Slugfest: "Let's do it!"

Beastbox: "Oh crabcakes."

Squawk: "Now you made me hungry!"

A huge battle erupts between the two teams. Rumble is completely unprepared for Slugfest's attack from his tail and is knocked down. Beastbox tackles Overkill and wrestles him to the ground while Laserbeak and Squawktalk engage in a talon battle. Ravage cloaks himself to get the advantage over Ratbat. Ratbat's ears pick up the noises he makes and he fires his guns at the panther, blasting him back. Ravage is far from finished and transformed into his missile form, and he crashes into the surprised Ratbat. Rumble gets up and blocks the next tail swing from Slugfest and bashes his head down with his piledriver. Squawktalk is outclassed by Laserbeak's speed and gets knocked down. Squawktalk tries to get up but Ravage pins him down.

Ravage triumphant growl- (The cat always catches the bird!)

Squawk: "And curiosity killed the cat!"

Ravage was on top of one of Squawktalk's wings, which happens to be where his missile launchers are stored. He fires the missile, and if you saw that scene from Kickass where the villain gets launched from the bazooka then you know exactly what I mean as Ravage goes flying into the sky. Ravage manages to jump off in the nick of time, but is still caught in the explosion. Laserbeak is attempting to fly to the flag. Overkill notices this and forces Beastbox off of him and fires a fireball into Laserbeak's right wing. He crashes back while Rumble uses the guns inside his piledriver to shoot up Overkill. Ravage shoots Rumble in the back but gets rammed by Slugfest. Slugfest tries to attack Ratbat, but he dodges every attack in his way. Beastbox picks up Laserbeak and throws him into Ratbat. Laserbeak gets up but gets knocked into the air from Overkill. Squawktalk fires a missile at Overkill and Ravage, and the one aimed at Overkill succeeds. Ratbat covers Squawktalk's eyes and forces him to fly into a wall. Slugfest tries attacking Ratbat, but he dodges each attack and winds up flipping Slugfest up on his backside. Laserbeak tackles Ratbat and throws him into the wall, and Squawktalk flies on top of him and starts pecking at his head. Ravage shoots up Slugfest to make him retreat but fails to notice Rumble behind him as he bats him away with his piledriver. Beastbox attacks Rumble and they exchange punches, with Rumble's piledrivers giving him an extra punch. Rumble eventually bashes Beastbox in the stomach. Overkill slams his tail down on Squawktalk's head. The two retreat and understand what they need to do. They combine into Squawkbox and start wreaking havoc on everyone else. He instantly punts Slugfest and faceplants Overkill. Ravage and Laserbeak's firepower is no match for the combiner and are smashed together. Ratbat and Rumble try to outmaneuver him, but his speed is deceptive, and eventually he curbstomps them both. The others make a temporary truce to attack him all at once. It takes the combined strength of Rumble, Slugfest, and Overkill to separate Squawkbox, and in a last ditch effort Beastbox fires the giant rockets from his back, and it causes a giant explosion that catches everyone, including Squawktalk and himself. The smoke clears and amazingly everyone is still standing. They are all battered, bruised, and covered in soot.

Squawk: (whiny) "You aren't supposed to harm me and yourself you big lug!"

Beastbox: "Sorry!"

Overkill: "I'm impressed everyone is still standing."

Ravage: -roar- (We're in it to win it!)

Ratbat: "Your attempts are admirable, but now it's time to finish this!"

The final struggle begins with the ending race to the flag. Slugfest pins Rumble down on the ground, and as Laserbeak flies up Beastbox grabs hold of his feet. His sheer weight is bringing him down.

Laser: -angry squawk- (Lose some tons fatty!)

Beastbox: (defiant) "Never! Squawktalk, win this one for all the food in the universe!"

With one member from each team occupied it's a race between Overkill, Ravage, Ratbat, and Squawktalk. The three fly while Overkill scales up the wall. Unfortunately he is too slow and he grabs onto the wrong part of the building and falls. Squawktalk turns into his jet form for more speed, and Ratbat takes his idea and transforms into hang glider jet form. The force of Ratbat's propulsion knocks Ravage away. Ratbat zooms past Squawktalk with ease. It seems too late, but Squawktalk remembers Ratbat's words about how anything goes. In slow motion Squawktalk fires a missile at the flagpole, and just as Ratbat was about to grab it the top explodes, and Squawktalk grabs the flagpole and claims victory for him and Beastbox.

Laserbeak, Ravage, Slugfest, Overkill, and Ratbats' jaws all drop from seeing this.

Slugfest: "Duuuuuude."

Rumble: "Yeah if I had a jaw I'd be joining you guys."

Ratbat: "How is it that we lost to them? If anyone it would have been Laserbeak and Ravage."

Squawk: "You underestimated us. We let you guys get tired and we half-assed everything until the very end like we planned. Plus we think far too outside the box for you highly trained types. It gave us an advantage the entire time."

Overkill: (laughs) "I suppose it did."

Ratbat: "Well done you two. The victory is yours."

Ravage - sad meow- (We were outclassed by those fools. I can never live this down)

Squawktalk and Beastbox do a chest bump, but because of Squawktalk's size his gets flown into the wall.

Squawk: (weak) "....Ow."

Beastbox: "Sorry!"

The minions learned two things that day. The first is that tea sucks. The second is that half-assery is the key to success. After all, we work so hard and go nowhere when you can work half as hard and be in a better position in life? It's the true way to live life.

Rumble: "Yeesh, I wonder if Frenzy is having this much fun."