All the guys were in the 4A apartment watching the Goonies.
Sheldon: This movie baffles me every time we watch it.
Leonard: What do you mean?
Sheldon: Well, the instructions are very clear, don't feed the gremlins after midnight, don't get the gremlins wet. How hard is that?
Missy: Hey guys. (She took a seat on Y/N's lap.) Hey Fiancé.
Y/N: Hey Fiancée.
They both kiss before Penny arrived a moment later.
Penny (arriving): Hi, guys. (She kissed Leonard) Hi, honey.
Leonard: Hey.
Howard: Ooh, we're honey now, are we?
Sheldon: Yes. Since their relationship became carnal, Penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment, thus distinguishing him from those she calls sweetie, usually in an attempt to soften a thinly-veiled insult.
Penny: You're boring people sweetie.
Sheldon: Although, sometimes, she omits the veil entirely.
Penny: So, what are you guys doing?
Y/N: Celebrating Columbus Day.
Leonard: We're watching Goonies, Gremlins and Young Sherlock Holmes. They were all written by Chris Columbus.
Penny: Okay. What do you watch on Thanksgiving?
Y/N, Sheldon and Missy: The parade.
All say as it was the most obvious thing.
Penny: Oh, you know, that reminds me, I usually go back to Nebraska for thanksgiving, but this year they're calling it off on account of my brother's trial.
Leonard: What's he on trial for?
Penny: Oh, just a big misunderstanding. You know, you'd actually like my brother, he's kind of a chemist.
Y/N: When you say chemist. Do you mean Madam Curie or Walter White?
Penny: I'm sorry?
Y/N: What I'm trying to say is, does your brother make meth?
Missy slaps his shoulder.
Missy: You can't ask that.
Sheldon: Why can't he? I'm just as curious to know as well. So Penny, does your brother make methamphetamine?
Penny: Yes, he does make crystal meth but we don't talk about it. Anyway, I was thinking I'd have thanksgiving here, and you are all invited.
Leonard: Oh. I'll be there.
Sheldon: Will you be serving cranberry jelly or cranberry sauce?
Penny: I guess I could serve both.
Sheldon: You guess? You don't seem to have much of a handle on this. (To Y/N) Are you hosting Thanksgiving like you have done for the previous twelve years?
Y/N: Are you going to attempt to pick faults in my cooking?
Sheldon: If there are faults. It would be my duty as your guest to inform you of where you can improve, to make my next visit even better than previously.
Missy: He's cooking is amazing and you know it.
Y/N: Well, Penny it looks like your hosting Thanksgiving
Sheldon: Please, I apologize and promise not to complain.
Y/N: Penny, you want to me to cook for Thanksgiving instead?
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
