Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )

S3.EP5 The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

The apartment.

Howard: All right, Raj has played his phantom warlord card, and I am going to back him up with my strangling vines. Choke on that, sucka.

Leonard: Okay, well, then I'll just cut your vines with my ruby sword. That's right, I did it. I cut 'em.

Penny: Um, I have a question.

Leonard: Warlord beats troll, troll beats elf, elf beats water sprite, and basically everything beats enchanted bunny.

Howard: Unless you have the carrot power.

Penny: Okay, I've got another question. When does this get fun?

Howard: Are we going to talk or are we going to play Mystic Warlords of Ka-ah?

Leonard: Just play a potion card.

Penny: Which one?

Sheldon: It doesn't matter. You can't possibly win.

Leonard: Sheldon, don't ruin the game.

Penny: How could he ruin the game?

Sheldon: Given the cards that have already been played, Penny can only be holding necromancer potions, which are only effective against wraiths and day-walkers, and there are no more of either left to be drawn. The cards remaining in the undrawn stack are four fire weapons, a troll, two ogres, and the jewel of Osiris.

Leonard: See? Ruined.

Penny: Sheldon, that is incredible.

Sheldon: From your vantage point, it certainly must seem so.

Leonard: Sheldon and Y/N have kind of a photographic memory.

Sheldon: Photographic is a misnomer. We have an eidetic memory, as I've told you many times. Most recently last year during lunch on the afternoon of May seventh. You had turkey and complained it was dry. 

Howard: Well, I guess the game's over.

Penny: Really? Oh, great. I mean, aw. Okay, I gotta go.

Leonard: Why?

Penny: Because the last me I didn't go, I ended up playing Mystic Warlords of Ka.

Howard: Not Ka. Ka-ah.

Penny: Ba-eye.

Leonard: See ya. (Penny leaves) Still can't believe she's going out with me.

Raj: Nobody can.

Howard: That reminds me, I have a bone to pick with you.

Leonard: What?

Howard: You and I made a pact that if either of us ever got a hot girlfriend, that person would have his girlfriend hook the other guy up with one of her girlfriends.

Leonard: Yeah, I don't remember that.

Sheldon: June 30th, 2004. Opening day of Spider-man 2 at the AMC Pasadena. They only had red icees, no blue.

Leonard: Oh, yeah.

Howard: So you've been with Penny for like a month and a half now. Where's my shorty, Morty?

Leonard: Howard, you can't hold me to that.

Howard: Why not?

Leonard: Because when I made that agreement, I didn't think I'd ever have a hot girlfriend. And I was positive you never would.

Raj: Hey, how come I wasn't part of this deal?

Sheldon: You had left the refreshment stand in order to indulge in your customary preemptive pre-show urination. However, you made a deal with Y/N that if he slept with your sister he would set you up on a date.