S3.EP8 The Adhesive Duck Deficiency*

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A campsite.

Howard: How much time do we have?

Leonard: Uh, t-minus five hours, 37 minutes to onset of the meteor shower.

Raj: Okay, our position is 34.48 degrees north, 118.31 west. That means the azimuth should be 168.22 degrees relative to magnetic north with an elevation of 49.93.

Howard: Anything yet?

Leonard: Uh, we have a signal, but there's no frame lock.

Howard: Hang on, how about now?

Raj: We did it. We have the West Coast feed of HBO.

Howard: Ooh, Real Sex.

Raj: Big deal. Every time I watch that show it's old women putting condoms on cucumbers.

Howard: Alright, let's see what's on the East Coast feed.

Leonard: Oh, hey. Dune.

Raj: Not a great movie, but look at that beautiful desert.

Howard: Too bad, Y/N couldn't come with us.

Raj: I know, he's got that big party at the gala for the University fundraiser combined with some of the Noble Prize panelists will be there. Why didn't he invite us?

Leonard: He tried to get us invited but Sheldon denied the invitation for all of us. It's a shame I was really looking forward to it. It's a shame Sheldon couldn't come with us though.

Raj: Yes, it's not the same without him. (They all laugh before they watch Dune)

Howard: Oh, this sucks, I'm switching back to Real Sex.

In the 4C apartment.

Y/N was getting dressed into a suit as he watched himself in the mirror. He kept adjusting the bowtie before sighing and attempting to fix it but he couldn't manage to keep it down the center.

Y/N: Missy, I need a hand.

Missy: What's wrong?

Y/N: I need help with my bowtie.

Missy: Give me a second.

Missy came in wearing a stunning long black dress that accentuated her curves as it hugged her figure with an amethyst necklace and a set of earrings that matched what was bought by Y/N for her birthday.

Y/N: Wow. You look stunning.

Missy: Thank you. You look handsome as well.

Y/N: Thanks.

Missy started to adjust his bowtie.

Missy: I'm surprised you're wearing a bowtie. Don't you find them restricting?

Y/N: I do, but if we're going to this thing for muckety-mucks I want everything to go perfectly.

Missy: So how close am I to perfect?

Y/N: Halfway there.

Missy: Only half?

Y/N: Because you're wearing that dress.

Missy: Oh, where would it look better then?

Y/N: On our bedroom floor.

Missy leaned close to him and flirted back, placing an arm on his chest after finishing adjusting the bowtie.

Missy: Well, if you keeping talking like that we're going to be late.

Y/N: I don't see the problem.

Y/N and Missy started to kiss in the middle of the bedroom before Missy breaks it up and drags him by his hand.

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