The 4A apartment
Penny: Hey, Leonard, check this out. (Throws some food in the air and catches it in her mouth)
Sheldon: Leonard, she's doing it again.
Leonard: I think it upsets Sheldon when you play with the food.
Sheldon: No. It upsets Sheldon when she willy-nilly takes it from the containers without regard for its equitable distribution. (To Raj) This is essentially why you have famine in India.
Raj shook his head before Penny said with an open mouth.
Penny: You want me to put it back?
Sheldon: Leonard.
Leonard: It upsets Sheldon when you play with the Sheldon.
Howard (arriving): What's up, my nerdizzles? Raj, Sheldon, I want you to meet my girlfriend Bernadette.
Sheldon: Hello again Grandma.
Howard: Grandma?
Sheldon: She liked playing the Wii last time she was here.
Howard: Okay, I'm going to assume that Y/N is the cause of that and move on. Leonard, Penny, Y/N, Missy you know my girlfriend Bernadette.
Missy: Hey.
Leonard: Yeah. Hi.
Howard: Bernadette, say fo'shizzle to my nerdizzles.
Bernadette: I don't think I can. I don't have Howard's street cred.
Missy: I think it's impossible to have less then none.
Y/N: He has minus street cred.
Howard: I hope it's all right, I told my girlfriend Bernadette she could join us for dinner.
Leonard: Sure. The more, the merrier.
Sheldon: Wait, no, that's a false equivalency. More does not equal merry. If there were 2,000 people in this apartment right now, would we be celebrating? No, we'd be suffocating.
Leonard: Sheldon...
Sheldon: Don't Sheldon me. We ordered for seven people, not eight.
Penny: Oh, come on, it's fine. We'll just put it all on the table, you know, family style.
Sheldon: Oh, sure. And while we're at it, why don't we put our hands behind our backs, have an old-fashioned eating contest?
Leonard: Relax, it'll be fine, sit down, you guys.
Bernadette goes to take a seat in Sheldon's spot.
Everyone: NO!
Bernadette: What?
Penny: Oh, yeah, you can't sit there.
Bernadette: Why not?
Leonard: That's where Sheldon sits.
Bernadette: I thought he would have gotten over it by now.
Missy: No, he's damaged.
Penny: You see, in the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator so that he's warm, yet not so close that he sweats. In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that isn't direct, so he can still talk to everybody, yet not so wide that the picture looks distorted.
Sheldon: Perhaps there's hope for you after all.
A few moments later.
Bernadette: Ooh, I love your shoes.
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FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
