S3.EP12 The Psychic Vortex

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The apartment. Howard and Leonard were preparing for a double date.

Leonard: Look at us. Getting ready for a double date with actual women who publicly acknowledge they're our girlfriends.

Howard: Yes, actual women are the best.

Sheldon: I don't understand. What other kind of women are there?

Leonard: Howard, artificial women are your department. You want to take this?

Howard: No, it would just freak him out. Listen, before we leave, I should warn you, I'm a passionate man and I tend towards public displays of affection.

Leonard: What are you trying to tell me, Howard?

Howard: There might be some making out in the car or the restaurant, and I don't want Bernadette to feel uncomfortable, so it would help if you and Penny made out, too.

Leonard: Don't worry. We're planning to have sex right on the salad bar.

Raj (arriving): Namaste, white people. Good news! I rented us the four-hour edition of Watchmen.

Leonard: Got it.

Howard: Seen it.

Sheldon: Detailed analysis posted online.

Raj: Well, then what are we going to do tonight?

Leonard: Uh, sorry, Raj. Howard and I are going out to dinner with Penny and Bernadette.

Howard: Yeah, no more carefree bachelor nights for me and Leonard. These broncos have been saddled.

Leonard: How did we get actual women?

They both leave as Raj commented.

Raj: Great. They get girlfriends, and they just abandon us? I expect that from Y/N, not them.

Sheldon: It is great, isn't it? We have a wonderful evening ahead of us.

Raj: We do?

Sheldon: Oh, yes. I just discovered I don't have enough room on my hard drive for a Linux partition, so you and I are going to perform a full backup, reinitialize and then reinstall all my operating systems.

Raj: I don't want to do that.

Sheldon: All right. Well, I'm going to perform full backup, reinitialize and then reinstall all my operating systems.

Raj: What about me?

Sheldon: Well, I understand there are several types of artificial women. Maybe you should look into that.

In Y/N and Missy's apartment.

Y/N and Missy were playing chess as Y/N was just observing the board, trying to determine his next move. Y/N makes his next move sloppily moving his knight away giving Missy the win as she moved her knight checkmating his king.

Missy: So, if I move my knight here, isn't that checkmate and I win?

Y/N looked over it confused that it slipped past him.

Y/N: Hmm.

Penny: Well, is it or isn't it?

Y/N: It might be.

Missy: Well, no, I mean, your king is trapped. He can't move up or to the side because of my knight and he can't move diagonally because my Queen checkmates him from back here.

Y/N: I think that's a good wrapping point for today.

Missy: Yeah, we got work tomorrow. It's your first day back, are you excited?

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