Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )

S3.EP16 The Excelsior Acquistion.

In the 4C apartment, Y/N and Missy were back at the whiteboard with all their potential venues crossed out.

Y/N: Okay, our last suggestions have struck out.

Missy: Maybe if you're suggestions weren't so stupid.

Y/N: Bit rude.

Missy: I'm sorry, I'm stressed and you seem fine when the date for our wedding is only two months away and we still don't have a venue or have booked anything and we're running out of time.

Y/N: I have two ideas.

Missy: What are they?

Y/N: First, we can get married in a Mansion.

Missy: What?

Y/N: I know people. It can be nice, with professional kitchen staff, in a large gorgeous mansion, with multiple bathrooms so people can go when they please without Sheldon going Sheldon on the guests.

Missy: Sounds like a dream already.

Y/N: I know, then there's option two. We get married at Descanso Gardens.

Missy: Oh, where we went on our second date when your arm was in the cast.

Y/N: You remembered?

Missy: Of course, I remembered. It was a quiet garden filled with tall oak trees, rushing streams, colorful vines, and flowers in every color. It was amazing.

Y/N: Sounds like we have a decision to make.

Lily climbs onto the cupboard where they keep the CDs and CD player and changes the CD so that her song will play.

CD Player: Wi-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri wimo-moweh. Wi-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri wimo-moweh.

Missy: Again? I thought I told you to get rid of the CD.

Y/N: It makes her happy.

Y/N joined Lily who was bobbing her head as she swayed listening to The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

The comic book store. Raj enters carrying an iPod with a speaker on his tee shirt. As he enters the shop he starts the iPod and the Darth Vader theme from Star Wars emerges from the speaker.

Leonard: Will you please turn your shirt off?

Raj: What? I'm giving myself dramatic entrance music. People will know I'm awesome and to be feared.

Howard: Yeah, right, there's nothing more awesome and frightening than a man who's got music blasting from between his nipples.

Leonard: Hey, Stuart, what's going on?

Stuart: Well, you might want to mark your Google calendars. Stan Lee is coming to do a signing on Thursday.

Sheldon: Did he finally write a sequel to his autobiography? I'm sure ages 79 through 87 were just action-packed.

Stuart: No, just a regular comic signing. My uncle is his dermatologist and Stan's doing him a favour.

Sheldon: Oh, I don't want to know that! How can I possibly discuss with Stan Lee the scientific foundations for interstellar flight on a silver surfboard when part of my brain will be scanning his face for signs of contagious skin disease?

Leonard: Stan Lee does not have a contagious skin disease.

Sheldon: Well, look who thinks he's Stuart's uncle now.

Raj: Can't believe it. We're going to meet Stan Lee!

He resses play on his iPod. His shirt starts to play "I'm So Excited" by the Pointer Sisters and starts to dance worse than the monkey, much to the embarrassment of his friends.