[The music picks up and SUSAN COLLINS is joined by LISA MURKOWSKI, MARTHA MCSALLY, KELLY LOEFFLER, JONI ERNST, CINDY HYDE-SMITH, DEB FISCHER, MARSHA BLACKBURN, and SHELLEY MOORE CAPITO.]
ANN COULTER:
(Announcing from offstage) Now, some people say that the Republican Party is just an Old Boys Club. This year we have a total of nine women in the senate, and they're here to show you that you don't need feminism to be powerful! Give it up for the Ladies of the GOP!
[To the tune of "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)" from Mamma Mia.]
GOP WOMEN:
PAYCHECK COMES
MARTHA MCSALLY:
AND I'M COUNTING MY MONEY
THERE'S A LOT, THAT IS WELL KNOWN
I DESERVE TO CHOOSE TO USE IT ON MY OWN
GOP WOMEN:
THEN BIG GOV'S
KELLY LOEFFLER:
ASKING FOR A PERCENTAGE
AS THEY PLAN TO TREAD ON ME
AND IT MAKES ME SO DEPRESSED TO NOT BE FREE
GOP WOMEN:
IS THERE A MAN OUT THERE?
SOMEONE TO HEAR MY PRAYER
GIMME GIMME GIMME TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH GUYS
WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THOSE LIBERALS AWAY
GIMME GIMME GIMME TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH GUYS
WELFARE BILLS ARE ONES THAT WE MUST ALWAYS VOTE NAY
CEOS
LISA MURKOWSKI:
PULLED UP BY THEIR OWN BOOTSTRAPS
INHERIT A FORTUNE
WHY ON EARTH SHOULD ALL THE POORS GET TO JOIN IN?
GOP WOMEN:
"GO GET A JOB"
JONI ERNST:
I SCREAM AT THE HOODLUMS
WHEN THEY CLAIM THEY CAN'T SUFFICE
IT'S A SHAME THAT THEY DON'T FOLLOW MY ADVICE
GOP WOMEN:
IS THERE A MAN OUT THERE
SOMEONE TO HEAR MY PRAYER
GIMME GIMME GIMME TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH GUYS
WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THOSE LIBERALS AWAY
GIMME GIMME GIMME TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH GUYS
WELFARE BILLS ARE ONES THAT WE MUST ALWAYS VOTE NAY
GIMME GIMME GIMME TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH GUYS
WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THOSE LIBERALS AWAY
GIMME GIMME GIMME TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH GUYS
WELFARE BILLS ARE ONES THAT WE MUST ALWAYS VOTE NAY
(Dance Break)
GOP WOMEN:
IS THERE A MAN OUT THERE
SOMEONE TO HEAR MY PRAYER
GIMME GIMME GIMME TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH GUYS
WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THOSE LIBERALS AWAY
GIMME GIMME GIMME TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH GUYS
WELFARE BILLS ARE ONES THAT WE MUST ALWAYS VOTE NAY
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Unauthorized GOP Cabaret Night
HumorIt's the summer of 2020. What's there for Fox News to do besides host a large, crowded concert? A satirical revue style show featuring parodies of musical theatre songs from the perspective of the GOP Senators.
