SEAN HANNITY:
(Announcing from offstage)
And now, a fundraising plea from Susan Collins
[A spotlight shines on SUSAN COLLINS.]
[To the tune of "Hopelessly Devoted to You" from Grease.]
SUSAN COLLINS:
GUESS I'M NOT THE SOLE SEAT IN DANGER
BUT IT WILL BE NOVEMBER SOON
I'M NOT THE FIRST TO KNOW
THERE'S JUST NO GETTING OVER YOU
YOU KNOW ALL DEFECT TALK WAS JOKING
TRICKING THOSE WHO MIGHT VOTE BLUE
BUT, DONNY, CAN'T YOU SEE
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE FOR ME TO DO?
I'M HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU
BUT NOW THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE
SINCE THE VOTERS THINK I LIED
NO LONGER AHEAD
HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU
HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU
HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU
MY HEAD IS SAYING, "JUST OUT-FUND HER"
MY HEART IS SAYING, "DON'T LET GO"
WE JUST HAVE TO SPEND
AND THAT'S WHAT I INTEND TO DO
I'M HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU
BUT NOW THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE
SINCE THE VOTERS THINK I LIED
NO LONGER AHEAD
HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU
HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU
HOPELESSLY DEVOTED,
I'M HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU
YOU ARE READING
Unauthorized GOP Cabaret Night
UmorismoIt's the summer of 2020. What's there for Fox News to do besides host a large, crowded concert? A satirical revue style show featuring parodies of musical theatre songs from the perspective of the GOP Senators.
