[MITCH MCCONNELL steps off the piano into center stage as BILL O'REILLY wheels the piano offstage.]
MITCH MCCONNELL:
Well that's our show! We sure enjoyed the evening with you in this crowded, unmasked venue. Before we all go, I'd like to leave you with a message of inspiration from my good friend and colleague, Senator Steve Daines.
[MITCH MCCONNELL exits as STEVE DAINES enters to center stage, a spotlight shining on him.]
[To the tune of "Climb Every Mountain" from The Sound of Music.]
STEVE DAINES:
CLOSE EVERY BORDER
SEARCH HIGH AND LOW
TURN IN ALL ILLEGALS
EVERY ONE YOU KNOW
CLOSE EVERY BORDER
IT'S NOT EXTREME
STOPPING IMMIGRATION
IS THIS COUNTRY'S DREAM
A DREAM THAT WILL NEED
ALL THE FUNDS YOU CAN GIVE
(In between lyrics) But not in the form of taxes!
EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE
FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE
CLOSE EVERY BORDER
IT'S NOT EXTREME
STOPPING IMMIGRATION
IS THIS COUNTRY'S DREAM
A DREAM THAT WILL NEED
ALL THE FUNDS YOU CAN GIVE
EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE
FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE
(In between lyrics) But not afterwards because that would be an estate tax!
CLOSE EVERY BORDER
IT'S NOT EXTREME
STOPPING IMMIGRATION
IS THIS COUNTRY'S DREAM
YOU ARE READING
Unauthorized GOP Cabaret Night
HumorIt's the summer of 2020. What's there for Fox News to do besides host a large, crowded concert? A satirical revue style show featuring parodies of musical theatre songs from the perspective of the GOP Senators.
