"youre going to judge." laughed vinnie to himself looking through his phone for what he wrote down.
"im going to try my best." she said having them on her ipad in her hand too. "okay, ready?"
"this woman and her ipad...mhm. ill start soft. do we need to keep it pg?" he looked like he was up to no good.
"no." she chuckled. "we listen and we dont judge..."
he started laughing before he could get his words out.
"in certain times where ive gotten very mad at you, id grabbed the wire that connects your gaming computer to the wall and ill take it with me in my purse."
he looked astonished. "was i not supposed to start?"
"we dont judge. i cropped one of your shirts and you asked if it was yours and i said no."
"i knew that." shrugged vinnie. "sorry baby, switch legs, my leg fell asleep." he lightly picked her her to sit her on his other leg. "are yours all light because i feel like mine are very rated R."
"um no some of them are a little more intense. say one." she said.
"when we first started talking, i used to have some of my guy friends go try to possibly flirt with you to see if you were actually into me." said vinnie. "that one is light."
"that actually was a terrible idea." she cringed.
"why? it worked."
"yea because i confronted you about my feelings for you because my thoughts process was, if he likes me why are his friends flirting with me?"
"then it worked." he shrugged.
she raised and eyebrow and looked back at her ipad. "when you shower and forget to bring a towel with you and you call for me, i pretend i cant hear you but really, i can and i dont feel like getting up."
"sometimes, this is rare, but if i havent seen you for like a week or more and we have sex, i usually struggle to last long so i try to think of random things to last longer—im not specifing what." he said putting his finger up to shush her.
"nuh-uh now you have to say what?" she said grabbing his hand from her face. "like someone else?"
"ew—what, no! like other things. babe." he laughed. "like ill think about a cartoon or something funny to take my mind off cu-finishing."
"what cartoon?"
"none specifically! its your turn and youre judging." he said refusing to answer more.
"we listen and we dont judge...i hate showering together but i do it because you like it. i get cold and vinnie is a fucking fish and doesnt get out of the water—and he showers with cold water."
"it isnt cold, you could literally poach an egg in the hot ass water you shower in. and i dont really care to shower together, i just like looking at your soapy tits."
"okay, im cutting that part out." she rolled her eyes and he laughed.
"we listen and we dont judge...i went on a date, two days after our first date—calm down." he put his hands on her hips to keep her sat on his lap.
