Mario comes into his apartment, ready to take his jacket off, but upon seeing his apartment ransacked, and hearing someone shouting, he pulls it back on.
Mario walks out of the men's bathroom at the Boo's Lantern, hangs his jacket on a railing, then walks past all the tables, straight to the booth, where his makeshift bed is all set up, gets under the blanket, and lays down.
"Fuck me."

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I Just Want to Be With My Wife
HumorSequel to Thank you and Goodnight! Starting the career was the easy part. Keeping it is a whole other ball game. Disappearing for the whole summer and starting a new romance? Forget it. And yet, Luigi's gonna do it all. What could happen?