Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )

S3.EP18 The Pants Alternative

The university cafeteria.

Raj: Okay in Avatar when they have sex in Pandora they hook up their ponytails, so we know their ponytails are like their junk.

Howard: Yeah, so?

Raj: So, when they ride horses and fly on the birds, they also use their ponytails.

Howard: What's your point?

Raj: My point is, if I were a horse or a bird, I'd be very nervous around James Cameron.

Sheldon: It amazes me how you constantly obsess over fictional details when there are more important things in the real world to worry about. For example, why wasn't William Shatner in the new Star Trek movie?

Leonard: Hey, Sheldon, I was up in the administration office, and I happened to overhear the names of the winners of this year's Chancellor's Award for Science.

Sheldon: And you want to rub my nose in the fact that my contributions are being overlooked again? I am the William Shatner of theoretical physics. All right, I'll play. What self-important, preening frauds are they honoring this year?

Leonard: Oh, I'm so glad you asked it like that. You.

Sheldon: I won?

Leonard: You won.

Sheldon: I won! This is astonishing. Not that I won the award, no one deserves it more. Actually, I guess I misspoke. It's not astonishing, more like inevitable. I'm not sure what to do first. Maybe I should call my mother. Wait! I know, I'm going to conduct an interview with myself and post it online.

Raj: Well, good for him.

Howard: Yeah, the one thing the William Shatner of theoretical physics needed was an ego boost. Hang on a second you said winners.

Leonard: It's the only person who can humble the William Shatner of physics.

On the roof of the apartment building. Y/N is there with Lily teaching his monkey how to fly a kite.

Y/N: See Lily, it's simple. If George could do it, why can't you?

Lily took hold of the kite as Y/N slowly taught her.

Y/N: See lower your hands a little bit.

Y/N lowered her hands as she finally got control of the kite it flew high before a current of wind sent it crashing into the telephone line.

Y/N: Again! Come on, Lily, you need to lock in.

Y/N tried to unhook the kite from the telephone line but was interrupted by a phone call. He didn't even bother checking it as he answered it.

Y/N: Yello.

Missy: Hey, Y/N. I got great news.

Y/N: What is it?

Missy: Do you know the Chancellor's Award for Science?

Y/N: Yeah, never won it. Shame though, why do you ask?

Missy: Because you did win it. You and Sheldon are this year's winners for the Chancellor award because of your contributions to science.

She said with delight, happy for her partner as well as her brother.

Y/N: Oh, that's nice.

He said not really caring as he tried to pick the kite off the line.

Missy: That's it. People would kill to win this award that's at least how Leonard described it.

Y/N: Okay, how is this? (He said in a fake high-pitched voice) Thank you for this great and high honor that I will not be accepting.

The apartment. The guys are watching Avatar in 3D. All are wearing 3D glasses except Raj. They all duck.